Weirdest place you've met someone famous ?

[Franks Wild Years]

I met TLO next to rail of Kerry Mayo T shirts. He said he remembered a mate of mine who supports Reading.

Yeah right ! These celebs and their loose tongues .

 

[Buzzer]

Stuck in a traffic jam in Porlock I noticed a rather attractive older woman checking me out as our cars came to a stop next to each other. I turned my head slowly and seductively towards her and my eyes grew wide at the sight of Helen Mirren gazing dreamily towards me through her drivers side window. We smiled, she knew, and then we parted.

But never mind that, Nick Cave in his speado's !

Just to make you jelous Buzzer I once went to the cinema in Bristol with Polly Harvey, Steve Albini and the god that is Nick Cave.

He kept his trousers on.

Polly is luvverly.


and Nick Cave is God.


Yes. I am jealous.

 

[Buzzer]

Nataie Imbruglia offered to suck my eldest son's thumb when he was 2. He was on my shoulders sucking his thumb by the crossing on the south side of Kensington Gardens. Natalie Imbruglia (who was, is and always will be perfection) came up by the traffic lights and talked to him (he did look very cute) and asked to have a suck.

As quick as a flash, 45 minutes later, I though of something witty to say. At the time all I could muster was "nnnffffffrrrggggg".

 

[Mr Banana]

This summer: Ralf Little in a bar in Hungary, Supernanny on an early morning flight to Amsterdam.

Last week: Tracey Cox (chortle) on a train from Bodmin to London.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Les Gray .... in a lift ... thats right thats right thats right thats right thats right.

I was once stopped and asked for directions to the Effingham Park Hotel by Ray Allen (the man with his hand up Lord Charles's jacksee) ... almost a year later to the very day - I was stopped by him again - same car - same place - and asked for the same directions. I wouldnt have minded but for the fact he didnt even offer me a gottle of gear for my troubles....

 

[Storer68]

I stood net to Robert Plant in the Wolverhampton Wanderes clubshop cum portakabin after our 4-2 win there in 1989. Same night that the Palace were don 9-0 by Liverpool.

Marvellous scenes indeed

 

[Storer68]

Nataie Imbruglia offered to suck my eldest son's thumb when he was 2. He was on my shoulders sucking his thumb by the crossing on the south side of Kensington Gardens. Natalie Imbruglia (who was, is and always will be perfection) came up by the traffic lights and talked to him (he did look very cute) and asked to have a suck.

As quick as a flash, 45 minutes later, I though of something witty to say. At the time all I could muster was "nnnffffffrrrggggg".

So now your son will always be able to tell you that Natalia Imbruglia sucked him off and all you could do was stand and watch..................

Must make you

 

[Buzzer]

So now your son will always be able to tell you that Natalia Imbruglia sucked him off and all you could do was stand and watch..................

Must make you

oh hang on....the joke is on me

 

[medicine man]

Nataie Imbruglia offered to suck my eldest son's thumb when he was 2. He was on my shoulders sucking his thumb by the crossing on the south side of Kensington Gardens. Natalie Imbruglia (who was, is and always will be perfection) came up by the traffic lights and talked to him (he did look very cute) and asked to have a suck.

As quick as a flash, 45 minutes later, I though of something witty to say. At the time all I could muster was "nnnffffffrrrggggg".

My mate is a tree surgeon, and was working on her property...

... he told me he had to sort out her diseased bush!!
Trim it, and treat it, apparently.

 

[Staypuft]

....and my Mother-in-law, was the nurse who took Kevin Keegan's stitches out, after he got smacked with the baseball bat years back.

I went to school with the bloke who attacked Mr Keegan...


Cant remember his name but went to Lewes Priory in the mid-late eighties....

 

[Peter Grummit]

Joanna Lumley getting off the Isle of Wight ferry at Cowes

PG

 

[Gwylan]

I specialise in meeting Welsh rugby stars in toilets. I've met Scott Quinnell and JPR Williams in Cardiff and the god that is Barry John in the bogs at Llanelli.
I also stood in the urinal next to Jimmy Case on the day we beat Norwich in the Cup QF.

Weirdest of all must be sharing a sauna with Bjork in a turkish bath in Bayswater.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

My cellar, about 20 minutes ago...







































What?

 

[rool]

I passed Peter Beardsley pushing a buggy at Euro Disney in 1999.

At least I think it was him and not one of the cast of beauty and the beast.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Weirdest of all must be sharing a sauna with Bjork in a turkish bath in Bayswater.

Never mind Johnny Marr at KFC or Nick Cave at the cinema. Noww Buzzer's going to be REALLY jealous!



...and me

 

[Buzzer]

Never mind Johnny Marr at KFC or Nick Cave at the cinema. Noww Buzzer's going to be REALLY jealous!



...and me

I don't like this Gwylan bloke anymore, Hans. He's top trumped us.

Next he'll be telling us he shared a bed with Sinead O'Connor and that Tracy Tracy.

 

[medicine man]

mmmm Tracy Tracy

 

[Gwylan]

I don't like this Gwylan bloke anymore, Hans. He's top trumped us.

Next he'll be telling us he shared a bed with Sinead O'Connor and that Tracy Tracy.

Sadly no. I don't even know who Tracy Tracy is, but I know I've shared a bed with anyone of that name.

 

[Buzzer]

mmmm Tracy Tracy

Oi, form a queue behind me and HKFC.


She was lovely, though. Coventry's finest songstress.

 

[Jimbo26]

Saw Zoe Ball in Tescos Metro store in Portslade. Lanky for a chick !!