I'm interested to know your thoughts on this issue I have

[NMH]

Do you know they are employed by the Sportsman then? I always thought they were there to stop people climbing over the fence at the back into the ground and to resolve club related aggro?

They work for the pub as doormen.

Let me explain - a pub doorman at the Sportsman wears a black outfit, and on their sleeve is a card that shows their identity and it is their license to work as a DOORMAN.
They are a 'DOORMAN'

A steward wears a high visibility jacket or waistcoat. It says STEWARD on the back. They are a 'STEWARD'
(and they are rarely known as a 'BOUNCER')

You figure it out mate.
Apparently, ponce buzzer can't.

 

[Easy 10]

Its at times like these I wish threads such as this could be divided vertically down the middle, so we could read them in the style of a tennis match. What a RALLY this one would be.

NMH's backhand was starting to look fragile until BAM, a sudden and unexpected forehand SMASH with racist accusations is cannoning its way over the net to Buzzer.

Buzzer returns with a dismissive drop-shot though, and NMH is SCRAMBLING to the net to meet the reply, probably with some sarcasm top-spin...but has it bounced high enough ?

*enthralled*

 

[NMH]

OOH, OOW, WHERE IS BUZZER he has nothing to say , oow, my skirt is damp....where is simster so I can borrow his spare panties.....

Quote "I'm interested to know your thoughts on this issue I have
Apologies in advance for it." unquote.

My thoughts are; "suck my dick, you raving ponce".

There, I should have just said that in the first place.

 

[Easy 10]

He's gone for the lob....

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Quote "I'm interested to know your thoughts on this issue I have
Apologies in advance for it." unquote.

My thoughts are; "suck my dick, you raving ponce".

There, I should have just said that in the first place.

He would have to straighten his hair first.

 

[aftershavedave]

OOH, OOW, WHERE IS BUZZER he has nothing to say , oow, my skirt is damp....where is simster so I can borrow his spare panties.....

Quote "I'm interested to know your thoughts on this issue I have
Apologies in advance for it." unquote.

My thoughts are; "suck my dick, you raving ponce".

There, I should have just said that in the first place.

there she blows!

 

[Simster]

OOH, OOW, WHERE IS BUZZER he has nothing to say , oow, my skirt is damp....where is simster so I can borrow his spare panties.....

Quote "I'm interested to know your thoughts on this issue I have
Apologies in advance for it." unquote.

My thoughts are; "suck my dick, you raving ponce".

There, I should have just said that in the first place.

Please stop with your rabid wit. You're just SOOO good at this putting people down.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

OOH, OOW, WHERE IS BUZZER he has nothing to say , oow, my skirt is damp....where is simster so I can borrow his spare panties.....

Quote "I'm interested to know your thoughts on this issue I have
Apologies in advance for it." unquote.

My thoughts are; "suck my dick, you raving ponce".

There, I should have just said that in the first place.

I have to say I nearly lost my mouthful of tea there.

Just Imagine Buzzer posting his original "Im Interested in your thoughts..my seven year old was singled out and poorly treated by an employee of the Sportsman" only for NMH to immediately reply "Suck my cock you raving ponce"...now that would be superb fast forwarding right there...and... I FOR ONE WOULD WELCOME IT.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Is it time for :

 

[NMH]

Well. I stand corrected then. As does the manageress of the sportsman because according to her the club employs the doormen. But you know better than her, eh, NMH?

Still. Doesn't detract from your first opinion which was the way to exert your authority is to intimdate 7 year olds.

Keep digging. With a bit of luck you'll implode in a ball of hate filled rage.

Yes, yes that is what I do. I exert MY authority ( ) by intimidating 7 year olds.

Now, why don't you like dark skinned people?
Why is it you throw things at them when you see one on the street?

 

[Simster]

I have to say I nearly lost my mouthful of tea there.

Just Imagine Buzzer posting his original "Im Interested in your thoughts..my seven year old was singled out and poorly treated by an employee of the Sportsman" only for NMH to immediately reply "Suck my cock you raving ponce"...now that would be superb fast forwarding right there...and... I FOR ONE WOULD WELCOME IT.

You should cut NMH some slack - he's only in his FIFTIES.


(the perfect age to be offering "face to face" meetings with people in their 30s, who obviously simply wouldn't be able to defend themselves)

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Now, why don't you like dark skinned people?
Why is it you throw things at them when you see one on the street?

I'd quite like to hear some background to these allegations.


If my friend is a closet racist, I've a right to know.

 

[Simster]

Yes, yes that is what I do. I exert MY authority ( ) by intimidating 7 year olds.

Now, why don't you like dark skinned people?
Why is it you throw things at them when you see one on the street?

Yeah BUZZER, answer the question. NMH has told us you're a RACIST and we want answers.





Pathetic!

 

[NMH]

Please stop with your rabid wit. You're just SOOO good at this putting people down.

Putting people down as some kind of bitch-contest, is your domain.

Happily for me, I don't do "putting people down" - you might consider the concept that this online world has made you into a little bit of a powder-poof Simeon. No, not a putdown - really.

 

[Buzzer]

Where was I? I was changing my tampon. It's what us ponces do.

iI've nothing more to add, NMH. You've made yourself look a tit (again), you've told us that you would bully 7 year olds, you've threatened me, revealed that I'm a rampant racist and I've got a new improved user name.

I think that's enough to be getting on with for now.

Weirdo.

 

[NMH]

Yeah BUZZER, answer the question. NMH has told us you're a RACIST and we want answers.





Pathetic!

Yes, it is pathetic. Glad you noticed.... and no doubt you would have seen that it is a cynical retort after putting up with - no not twisting my words - attributing things I have not said, to my 'apparent' opinion. But hey, he's your little 'chum' so you have to take a political party.... and honestly I would worry more if you were took my side. Ever.

 

[Simster]

Putting people down as some kind of bitch-contest, is your domain.

Happily for me, I don't do "putting people down" - you might consider the concept that this online world has made you into a little bit of a powder-poof Simeon. No, not a putdown - really.

Whatever you say, my weird little goon.








Anyway next time I go to Withers I'll let you know so you can offer to FIGHT me. Again.

 

[Simster]

Yes, it is pathetic. Glad you noticed.... and no doubt you would have seen that it is a cynical retort after putting up with - no not twisting my words - attributing things I have not said, to my 'apparent' opinion. But hey, he's your little 'chum' so you have to take a political party.... and honestly I would worry more if you were took my side. Ever.

Bah. I was looking forward to you talking about my PANTIES again or calling me a PONCE.

Never mind.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

. But hey, he's your little 'chum' so you have to take a political party.... and honestly I would worry more if you were took my side. Ever.

What on Earth does that 'sentence' even mean? Christ almighty.

Anyway next time I go to Withers I'll let you know so you can offer to FIGHT me. Again.

Next time Man City are in town?

 

[NMH]

Where was I? I was changing my tampon. It's what us ponces do.

iI've nothing more to add, NMH. You've made yourself look a tit (again), you've told us that you would bully 7 year olds, you've threatened me, revealed that I'm a rampant racist and I've got a new improved user name.

I think that's enough to be getting on with for now.

Weirdo.

Again you underline what a ponce you are.
Or SHOW ME where I have "threatened" you. Can anyone show me, can simpster show me?

INVITED you, maybe. You are INVITED to suck my dick.