Chatting up a bird

[SK1NT]

Kev u a VIRGIN?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Kev u a VIRGIN?

Is the Pope a Catholic?

Fine Friday afternoon reading.

 

[robbied69]

kev- just enoy football.. sex will come.

Unless you're an immature, spotty, unpopular gim....... oh sorry.

Sex is overrated

Is that what our gf says to you?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Hope it succeeds just so we can get further threads on the first holding of hands, the punch up with a chavette and the nasty split.

 

[Marshy]

So how did it go with the west ham fan Rob ?
Did you get that casual shag you were after !

 

[robbied69]

Its happening tomorrow. I'm still not sure. I'm meeting her for a drink and I'll see what happens.

 

[London Calling]

tHE FAT UGLY BIRD THING Bluejuice talks about is certainly true, most of my wakefield friends, great blokes, but would look at the beauties, get chatting to them, be their friends but never any more. Whilst the hunks would storm in, treat the women like shit and piss off.

So my friends have turned to their repective equivalent. And get their shags many tell of 3 soms.

So Key get your equivalent a slug and a fat ugly one.

I hope that helps.

LC

 

[SK1NT]

So Key get your equivalent a slug and a fat ugly one.

I hope that helps.

LC

rememeber any holes a goal

but you may have the piss ripped out of you the next day for it.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

and if you don't want the piss taken out of you just carry on cracking one out to Hollyoaks.

 

[Eggmundo]

Have you seen "the 40 year old virgin" yet?
Could give you some tips...
personally I'm with easy 10,
Rohypnol...It was invented for a reason.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Most women wanted to be treated like shit so they've got something to complain about.

 

[Locky]

The best way to get a girls attention is to pretend your not interested...............play it cool and maybe playfully insult her a little.

eg.............."your brave wearing that skirt"
women don't like YES men.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Kev you a !!!! - no chance

 

[Yorkie]

Kev, just remember that most men boast about what they are getting.

As I said before on this thread. It is the blind leading the blind.

 

[Silent Bob]

Kev, just remember that most men boast about what they are getting.

As I said before on this thread. It is the blind leading the blind.

Yes, we're all VIRGINS, not just Kevin.

 

[the full harris]

I don't mean to sound cheesy, but looks aren't everything kev.

Don't just ask some bird for their number because you fancy them, that will only work if you are very VERY confident in doing it (usually only achieved with a bit dutch courage) and they fancy you instantly.

Find someone you enjoy the company of as friends first, things can lead on from there. At worst, you'll be friends with them (which is not a bad thing is it?) and, maybe, they'll think 'what a nice chap and introduce to one of their single friends'.

 

[Locky]

Kev, just remember that most men boast about what they are getting.

As I said before on this thread. It is the blind leading the blind.

You know she's probably right.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Yes i think, i should of talk to her abit more.

bullshit. you can tell whether or not you're going to get on with someone within the first minute of conversation. she's just not for you.

 

[the full harris]

....and in any case, there is no such thing as a 'guranteed way of chatting up/pulling', its all about recognising an opportunity and taking it. Maybe you just need to learn to recognise an opportunity.

 

[parks]

I expect she doesn't want to mess around just ask her to marry you, bound to work!!