Chatting up a bird

[Scotty Mac]

Ill tell you what that is the most scared I have ever been meeting him for the first time!

You too old to play in that team now?

he is an interesting chap, turning more senile by the day seemingly!

unfortunately the youth team days are behind me now, looks like it is reserve team football this season

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Alas for you unless 1st team Keeper moves on with his brother or gets injured you are not going to get a look in.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Alas for you unless 1st team Keeper moves on with his brother or gets injured you are not going to get a look in.

exactly - cant complain though, might get to sit on the bench a few times. at least i can now get plastered on a saturday night and not have to worry about sunday football

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

lol true.

I played ahead of him in school side tho

Didnt someone fall asleep on the bog while being sick one half time last year?

 

[Scotty Mac]

lol true.

I played ahead of him in school side tho

Didnt someone fall asleep on the bog while being sick one half time last year?

that was a few years back! although i had the undubious honor of falling asleep during one of daves team talks before kick off. luckily, no-one seemed to notice until they all went out to warm up, and i was snoozing away in the corner

 

[Northstander]

Hi

 

[Mackenzie]

Tell her:

'get your crash helmet on your going through the headboard'


if that dosen't work she must be a lezza!

 

[Northstander]

Tell her:

'get your crash helmet on your going through the headboard'


if that dosen't work she must be a lezza!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Doe he still believe ..................

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showt...33883&perpage=20&highlight=tonka&pagenumber=1

and if he does is there any wonder he cant get laid

Crikey!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Kev, have you ever thought of taking along Adrie to a pub or club with you. Working as a team you maybe to set up a foursome if there are two fat birds there looking for action.

 

[Robot Chicken]

This might be useful for Adrie to read

Sorry for bouncing but it was linked at the bottom of Adrie's crack thread (pun intended)

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

what a sorry bunch you lot are,just glad i dont have to go through all this bollocks to get a shag. keep up the wanking

 

[Scotty Mac]

what a classic

 

[Horsham Gull]

Kevs girlfriend has been BANNED from coming to matches with us as she is bad luck!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Try...

Ever had your tits weighed? Whhhayyyyy!

The olduns are the best!

 

[Horsham Gull]

if you can make them laugh with something cheesy your in for sure

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

if you can make them laugh with something cheesy your in for sure

Your knob?

 

[Horsham Gull]

nah i was thinking more along the lines of the palace results

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

nah i was thinking more along the lines of the palace results

Sorry i forgot you were Real Madrid!