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Ned

Real Northern Monkey
Jul 16, 2003
1,618
At Home
Easy 10 said:

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Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
It's all about lowering your standards.

Aim for the quiet, fat and insecure ones, and the bonus is once you've got 'em in the sack some of these chunkers are right goers
 


British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,985
Bluejuice said:
It's all about lowering your standards.

Aim for the quiet, fat and insecure ones, and the bonus is once you've got 'em in the sack some of these chunkers are right goers

Never true'r words spoken! Can be a bit of crush when they climb on top but it's worth the pain. Spent many a happy night with the larger ( well rounded) woman.
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Edward Scissorhands said:
His hair needs a wash though.

have you cut yours yet mark?
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Kinky Gerbils said:
If you have a large penis just whip it out

stroking always seems to work as well
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Kinky Gerbils said:
I wish I had a big enough penis to do it - i have to try and talk to them :down:

i have the opposite problem - i cant lift it up without a complicated system of ropes and pullies due to its sheer mass
 








Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Kinky Gerbils said:
Or my mouth.

Im glad certain people dont read this site....

:lolol: :lolol:

just as well i dont have to worry about being dropped now for sexual inuendo with some as connected, and not to mention as nice as yourself:D
 


Kinky Gerbil

Im The Scatman
NSC Patron
Jul 16, 2003
58,942
hassocks
Ill tell you what that is the most scared I have ever been meeting him for the first time!

You too old to play in that team now?
 


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