Chatting up a bird

[Normal Rob]

I should of asked for her hobbies, but i didnt get the chance. I was so nervous.

theres your answer right there - if you show any sign of nerves you are shot through from the start. Just talk to the person - not their looks. Assuming that you are not going to get anywhere really helps to do this. Worst case scenario you make a friend best case scenario well...

 

[JJ McClure]

when we where leaving the Library Research Centre, i asked for her number but i got a NO sorry. Did i ask to quickly?

Any advice would be greatful.

Pubs, bars and clubs are all good locations for hitting on women because they are drunk and will lower their standards. Admittedly they'll have to be f***ing wasted before lowering themselves to your level, but by chucking out time you should be fine.
In a library where you've been reading razzle hidden behind an atlas is not a good pulling place.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Re: Re: Chatting up a bird

Pubs, bars and clubs are all good locations for hitting on women because they are drunk and will lower their standards. Admittedly they'll have to be f***ing wasted before lowering themselves to your level, but by chucking out time you should be fine.
In a library where you've been reading razzle hidden behind an atlas is not a good pulling place.

 

[Scoffers]

How about ..

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.


or

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

or

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Shout 'get yer rat out!' at her next time you see her.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Uncle Buck]

UB - just to help me picture this...

I have a vivid image in my mind of goat guts being spread across you car bonnet, hooves and bits of skull trapped in the grille, the blood and jizz slowly marbling in the puddles... I just need one more detail.

What car do you drive?

A crappy vauxhall, complete with goat dented grill....

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

A crappy vauxhall, complete with goat dented grill....

iM ALMOST AS UPSET AS KEV

 

[JJ McClure]

Oh yeah and talk to the face not the tits, they hate it when you do that.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Do they? shit

 

[Caveman]

Try...

Ever had your tits weighed? Whhhayyyyy!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Please tell me they were red - they were mine if they were

There were some red ones.

Also white, blue, green, yellow and purple.

I told you, Alan had been putting it about. The bus driver seemed to know him as well.

 

[Dandyman]

There were some red ones.

Also white, blue, green, yellow and purple.

I told you, Alan had been putting it about. The bus driver seemed to know him as well.

Goats ? Slags the lot of 'em !

What ever happened to that beaver Kinky was seeing ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Goats ? Slags the lot of 'em !

What ever happened to that beaver Kinky was seeing ?

Something about wet and buses.

 

[Pavilionaire]

hush hush aidooaie!

 

[Scoffers]

I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

 

[Raphael Meade]

i always found the library at uni an EXCELLENT place to pick up girls

keep cracking on kev

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Rohypnol

 

[Uncle Buck]

Rohypnol

I am sure there is poll potential here, 'What is the best way for Kev to pull'.

Have a nasty feeling your suggestion would win...

 

[Simster]

Rohypnol

Have you ever had your tits weighed?