Chatting up a bird

[CHAPPERS]

Unless you are a right studmuffin

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

You jumped the gun a bit son. You need to build it a bit more.

In more ways than one, you should see his y fronts

 

[SK1NT]

chat up lines ar ebollox. If a girl thinks ur fit, u can go up to her and say what the f*** you want and she'll still be interested. If you an ugly little bloke and your the smoothest talker, pulling the best chat up lines known to man she aint gonna be interested coz ur ugly.

If your ugly, lower the standard of girls u go for. FACT

If your fit (like me) i go for the fittest

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

chat up lines ar ebollox. If a girl thinks ur fit, u can go up to her and say what the f*** you want and she'll still be interested. If you an ugly little bloke and your the smoothest talker, pulling the best chat up lines known to man she aint gonna be interested coz ur ugly.

If your ugly, lower the standard of girls u go for. FACT

If your fit (like me) i go for the fittest

Thats why you tried to pull me innit

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

face transplant?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Plenty more where he came from

Maybe try lama's.

 

[Gazwag]

Yes i think, i should of talk to her abit more.

Try and find some common ground, don't mention football or cricket until you have sussed out whether she likes it or not.

Tell her about all you acquaintances on NSC and get he posting, we will get her interested in you Kev

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

WHAT!!!


What do you think i am a freak?!

 

[Uncle Buck]

WHAT!!!


What do you think i am a freak?!

Well judging by some of your video's yes. Or you could try doing Kev.....

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Kev Will you like to be slapped by my willy@?

 

[Simster]

Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.

Your probably right.

 

[Yorkie]

Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.

This thread is the blind leading the blind

 

[CHAPPERS]

Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.

FFS!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Your probably right.

If you are still a virgin when you are 19 uncle b and myself will spit roast you - deal

 

[Simster]

Oh.

I feel a bit guilty now.


My bad.

 

[Faldo]

Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.

*chuckle*

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[Uncle Buck]

If you are still a virgin when you are 19 uncle b and myself will spit roast you - deal

Leave me out of this you freak. I only just got the puke off my car, now I have your fluid plus bits of goat stuck in the front grill.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Is there jiz as well