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SK1NT

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2003
8,765
Thames Ditton
chat up lines ar ebollox. If a girl thinks ur fit, u can go up to her and say what the f*** you want and she'll still be interested. If you an ugly little bloke and your the smoothest talker, pulling the best chat up lines known to man she aint gonna be interested coz ur ugly.

If your ugly, lower the standard of girls u go for. FACT

If your fit (like me) i go for the fittest :smokin:
 


Kinky Gerbil

Im The Scatman
NSC Patron
Jul 16, 2003
58,942
hassocks
brighton_b0y said:
chat up lines ar ebollox. If a girl thinks ur fit, u can go up to her and say what the f*** you want and she'll still be interested. If you an ugly little bloke and your the smoothest talker, pulling the best chat up lines known to man she aint gonna be interested coz ur ugly.

If your ugly, lower the standard of girls u go for. FACT

If your fit (like me) i go for the fittest :smokin:

Thats why you tried to pull me innit
 








Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
31,185
Bexhill-on-Sea
brightonfan_86 said:
Yes i think, i should of talk to her abit more.

Try and find some common ground, don't mention football or cricket until you have sussed out whether she likes it or not.

Tell her about all you acquaintances on NSC and get he posting, we will get her interested in you Kev ;) :)
 










Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,481
Surrey
Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.
 






Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Simster said:
Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.

This thread is the blind leading the blind :lolol: :lolol:
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,210
Simster said:
Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.


:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

FFS!
 








Faldo

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
1,648
Simster said:
Has your mum ever told you that "there is someone out there for everyone"? If so, don't believe her - some people never get laid, let alone into a long term relationship. And lets face facts Kev, that could be you.

*chuckle*
 










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