Charlie Oatway FACTS

[Brighton M]

Charlie Oatway is illiterate, but can still write better Charlie Oatway jokes than Basil Fawlty.

Charlie Oatway counted to infinite. Twice.

 

[Easy 10]

On June 7th 1994, Charlie Oatway entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Charlie Oatway to ravish her. After Charlie Oatway had finished his beer, he obliged her. When Charlie Oatway's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Oatway ?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't f***ing think so" shouted the lead sperm which then led the rest of the troops back into Charlie Oatways's balls. Charlie Oatway pulled out, roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

 

[GYM]

On June 7th 1994, Charlie Oatway entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Charlie Oatway to ravish her. After Charlie Oatway had finished his beer, he obliged her. When Charlie Oatway's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Oatway ?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't f***ing think so" shouted the lead sperm which then led the rest of the troops back into Charlie Oatways's balls. Charlie Oatway pulled out, roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

 

[Easy 10]

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Charlie Oatway. There were no survivors, and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

 

[Easy 10]

Mr T once tried to pity Charlie Oatway.
Charlie Oatway got his own back by inventing racism.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

On June 7th 1994, Charlie Oatway entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Charlie Oatway to ravish her. After Charlie Oatway had finished his beer, he obliged her. When Charlie Oatway's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Oatway ?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't f***ing think so" shouted the lead sperm which then led the rest of the troops back into Charlie Oatways's balls. Charlie Oatway pulled out, roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

Easy Ten you're on a roll today...

 

[Easy 10]

Thats just a cut n paste from elsewhere, can't claim credit for that

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

apparently he doesn't shit.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I saw Oatway and Darren Freeman at the Gym today, he wasn't partically pleased with the way we defended on Saturday.

Hahaha! That's the best one yet!

 

[GYM]

FACT Charlie Oatway sleeps upside down with a Poyet teddy bear.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Hahaha! That's the best one yet!

Danny that is a real fact, yes I did see both of them today.

 

[The Large One]

England haven't won the World Cup since 1966 because Charlie doesn't want them to.

 

[Easy 10]

Danny that is a real fact, yes I did see both of them today.

You are the real entertainer here BF. Don't let anyone tell you different.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It was not a British torpedo that sank the Belgrano. Charlie Oatway had smuggled himself aboard and chiselled away at the hull before swimming back to Britain for a well deserved cup of tea.

 

[Colossal Squid]

No weapons of mass destruction were ever found in Iraq as Charlie Oatway was never there. Charlie Oatway doesn't like those sandy countries, he thinks they're too hot

 

[Colossal Squid]

During the miners strikes of the 1970s the entire country was powered by Charlie Oatway

 

[Easy 10]

Charlie Oatway didn't cheat death. He beat it into a bloodied pulp.

 

[Colossal Squid]

There is no such thing as high tide or low tide, Charlie Oatway is either in the sea or he isn't

 

[skipper734]

Charlie Oatway doesn't wear a watch, as he decides what time it is.

 

[R. Slicker]

Charlie Oatway can get on the end of his own Flick ons.