Charlie Oatway FACTS

[Basil Fawlty]

I saw Oatway and Darren Freeman at the Gym today, he wasn't partically pleased with the way we defended on Saturday.

 

[Superphil]

In the event of a fire Charlie Oatway follows "Fire Entrance" signs.

 

[The Large One]

Having once looked at Charlie Oatway, The Stig nowadays has to wear a crash helmet.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

That's a thought. Is Charlie Oatway The Stig?

You saying Charlie's a poof ?

 

[Easy 10]

Charlie Oatway was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up terrorists and saying, "This is Charlie Oatway."

 

[Colossal Squid]

When Tim Gudgin reads the Classified Football Results on the BBC of a Saturday afternoon he's not reading from a list, he's just repeating what Charlie Oatway tells him to say

 

[Colossal Squid]

When Barack Obama was elected the first black president of the United States he thanked God, he thanked the American people and he thanked his supporters across the globe but not before he'd thanked Charlie Oatway

 

[Colossal Squid]

Jose Mourinho's autobiography The Special One is actually 349 pages of praise for Charlie Oatway's haircut

 

[Colossal Squid]

Charlie Oatway has NO body hair whatsoever as he has never felt cold

 

[Brighton M]

Rory Delap can throw a football 50 yards.

Charlie Oatway can throw Rory Delap even further.

 

[Simster]

Charlie Oatway was the original actor behind C3PO in the first ever Star Wars.

However, the actor who played Chewbacca laughed, saying that Oatway's voice was a bit gay, so Oatway ripped Chewwy's arm off, causing a 3 month stoppage in filming.

 

[Easy 10]

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Charlie Oatway has gone up Niagara Falls in a canoe made from paper.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Rory Delap can throw a football 50 yards.

Charlie Oatway can throw Rory Delap even further.

A that is the WINNER

 

[Norman Potting]

Charlie Oatway keeps Honey Badgers as pets. He has forced his largest and meanest Bull Honey Badger to have its' hair braided with pink ribbons and flowers, beg, roll over to allow him to tickle its' tummy and answer to the name of Tracey.

PS Charlie says the apostrophes in this post are in the right place, so there.

PPS I have not adapted this one from one about Chuck Norris/Mike Tyson etc....

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

There was no such thing as Mutually Assured Destruction during the cold war. There was only Charlie Oatway.

Perestroika is Russian for:'Shit, Charlie's coming'.

 

[Munkfish]

I saw Oatway and Darren Freeman at the Gym today, he wasn't partically pleased with the way we defended on Saturday.

I dont get it.

 

[Easy 10]

Charlie Oatway destroyed the periodic table, because Charlie Oatway only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Charlie Oatway was Chewbacca in the Star Wars films.

 

[Easy 10]

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Charlie Oatway can swim through land.

 

[scooter1]

If you have £5 and Charlie Oatway has £5, Charlie Oatway has more money than you.

This is not true, in fact Charlie Oatway has £10

Its quite possible the above was written several times in the last 4 pages, but I can't be arsed to read it all....