Charlie Oatway FACTS

[Easy 10]

Charlie Oatway has had sex with the woman of your dreams.

Twice.

 

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Danny that is a real fact, yes I did see both of them today.

Kev I absolutely love you, please never change.

 

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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Charlie Oatway to die before they attack.

 

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James Cameron originally asked Charlie Oatway to play The Terminator. However, upon second checking the script, realised this would have in fact made his film a documentary and instead plumped for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[Colossal Squid]

You'd think Wikipedia would be a bit more clued up to all of these interesting Oatway facts.

Charlie Oatway - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[porkypie]

You'd think Wikipedia would be a bit more clued up to all of these interesting Oatway facts.

Charlie Oatway - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

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Charlie Oatway does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

When God said "Let there be light" Charlie Oatway said "Say please".

The square root of Charlie Oatway? PAIN.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Charlie Oatway.

 

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Charlie Oatway doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Charlie Oatway is Charlie Oatway.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Charlie Oatway were cloned, then it would be possible for a Charlie Oatway sliding tackle to meet another Charlie Oatway sliding tackle. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe

 

[Stat Brother]

In 1972 Charlie Oatway was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Charlie Oatway.

 

[albion534]

Germany never started WWII

 

[Easy 10]

Germany never started WWII

I'm not sure you've quite got the jist of this.

 

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Germany never started WWII

And I suppose the holocaust never happened eh? eh?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Charlie Oatway invented the short corner.

 

[Norman Potting]

FOOLS!!!! You think you are posting on this thread of your own free will, you're wrong I tell you!!!

....Charlie is using his superhuman powers to control your minds and type what he wants you to type!!!!!

 

[Colossal Squid]

Charlie Oatway doesn't own a passport or a driving licence. Charlie Oatway doesn't need anyone's permission to drive cars, leave the country or buy alcohol

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

FOOLS!!!! You think you are posting on this thread of your own free will, you're wrong I tell you!!!

....Charlie is using his superhuman powers to control your minds and type what he wants you to type!!!!!

I got the job as reserve coach due to my insightful, refreshing and talented ability to get the most out of people by imparting my superior footballing knowledge. Not by beating the living sh*t out of bloom, poyet and Tanno until they gave me the job, as some of you scum think.

Bloody hell Norman your right!!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Charlie Oatway walks like an Egyptian

 

[Ernest]

Charlie Oatway is a TRANSEXUAL prozzie who HANGS around outside Wetherspoons in West St on a Friday and SATURDAY night

 

[The Large One]

Ernest RIP.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

The first complete T-Rex skull was found in Charlie Oatway's shit.