Charlie Oatway FACTS

[Seagulltonian]

It is a little known fact that Eric Cantona took Kung Fu lessons off Charlie Oatway in preparation for his visit to Selhurst Park in 1995

 

[Stoo82]

Charlie Oatway wiped out the dinosaurs as one of them, "looked at him funny."

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The Berlin wall was torn down single handedly by Charlie Oatway in 1989 leading to the end of the cold war and total collapse of the USSR in 1991 because the Soviets knew that all their nuclear weapons and military would be of no match for Charlie once he turned 18 in November 91.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Leon Trotsky wasn't killed with an Icepick, his skull was ripped apart by the glare from the eyes of Charlie Oatway

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

John has 3 apples. Shazim has 4 apples.
Charlie Oatway has INFINITE apples.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

The bible was wrong...in the beginning there was Charlie Oatway.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The DNA of...

Inspector Gadget
Super Ted
Spotty
Bananaman
Skeletor
Spiderman
Buzz Lightyear
He-Man
Batman
Wolverine
Asterix
Elastagirl
Wonderboy
Wonderwoman
Super Gran
She-Ra

...was collected and used to create Charlie Oatway.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

The First Rule of Rock, Paper Scissors....Charlie Oatway ALWAYS wins

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Danny that is a real fact, yes I did see both of them today.

A Charlie Oatway flying kick is the reason Kev comes up with things like "Real fact"

 

[lucas164111]

Charlie Oatway does not drive his car, Charlie Oatway's car drives him wherever the f*** he tells it.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The Great Wall of China was actually built to keep Charlie Oatway out. It failed miserably.

 

[The Large One]

Concorde was designed after Charlie told them he wanted a new set of darts.

 

[R. Slicker]

Charlie Oatway has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1999 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green 4 card from the game UNO.

 

[R. Slicker]

Charlie Oatway rates Chris Holroyd highly. So if you have slagged him off on NSC. Lets just say, Keep your wits about you at withdean tonight.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Charlie Oatway both has his cake and eats it.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Charlie Oatway has re-written the rule book.

And then had it shredded.

 

[Superphil]

Bobby Zamora only scored when Charlie Oatway told him to.

 

[Husty]

Mr T once tried to pity Charlie Oatway.
Charlie Oatway got his own back by inventing racism.

 

[Albalbion]

Most men have a right testicle larger than the left.
Charlie Oatway has EACH testicle larger than the OTHER.

Charlie Oatway does not do press ups. He pushes the world DOWN.

Charlie Oatway once visited the Virgin Isles. When he returned they were known simply as 'The Isles'.

 

[SeagullSam]

Charlie Oatway told foreigner what love is