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Charlie Oatway FACTS
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porkypie
On the road to no where
Charlie oatway is so hard, that i would rather fu** him, than fight him!
Norman Potting
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Fighting back tears of laughter I can just type this to say it was a close call between this one and the one about him making the grass go white! You win!
Norman Potting
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PS is Carlie his slightly less hard sister??
albion534
Well-known member
Charlie Oatway doesnt bleed, he spits your own blood back into your face
Superphil
Dismember
but now corrected.
Superphil
Dismember
Charlie Oatway knew Tony Bloom when he was a Palace fan, the rest is history
Gritt23
New member
T'was the 8th November 1974, less than 3 weeks before Charlie's first birthday when a moustachioed man laughed at young Charlie's failed attempts to take his first steps.
Laughing at Charlie, even at that age, is never a good move, and Lord Lucan was never seen again.
Laughing at Charlie, even at that age, is never a good move, and Lord Lucan was never seen again.
FLOG GNAW
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If you are still conscious, it is because Charlie Oatway doesn’t want to carry you.
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Before the bogeyman goes to sleep at night, first he checks under his bed for Charlie Oatway.
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Charlie Oatway invented the caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Charlie Oatway built Rome in a day.
Thousands of years ago, Charlie Oatway came into contact with a bear. The bear was so terrified, it fled north into the artic. And all of it's descendents since then have had white hair.
Charlie Oatway once shat blood. The blood of a thousand non-believers he had killed and eaten
Charlie Oatway built Rome in a day.
Thousands of years ago, Charlie Oatway came into contact with a bear. The bear was so terrified, it fled north into the artic. And all of it's descendents since then have had white hair.
Charlie Oatway once shat blood. The blood of a thousand non-believers he had killed and eaten
FLOG GNAW
Banned
When life gave Charlie Oatway lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Charlie Oatway f***ing hates lemonade.
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Banned
A disabled parking bay does not mean it is for disabled drivers. It means it is allocated to Charlie Oatway and if you park there, you will be disabled.
Charlie Oatway slams revolving doors.
There are no signs of life on Mars. Because Charlie Oatway has already been there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Charlie Oatway, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever been.
Charlie Oatway can touch MC Hammer.
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Charlie Oatway, who bitchslapped them so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Charlie Oatway.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Charlie Oatway is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
Charlie Oatway once walked down a street with an erection. There were no survivors.
Charlie Oatway can piss into gale force winds.
Charlie Oatway slams revolving doors.
There are no signs of life on Mars. Because Charlie Oatway has already been there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Charlie Oatway, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever been.
Charlie Oatway can touch MC Hammer.
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Charlie Oatway, who bitchslapped them so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Charlie Oatway.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Charlie Oatway is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
Charlie Oatway once walked down a street with an erection. There were no survivors.
Charlie Oatway can piss into gale force winds.
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Banned
Charlie Oatway eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Gritt23
New member
Mike Tyson's face tattoo is actually a drawing Charlie did with a permanent marker, while pinning him to the floor with one hand.
albion534
Well-known member
The Movie 300 was made for commercial reasons, it was really Charlie Oatway and his bare hands
Gritt23
New member
That's a thought. Is Charlie Oatway The Stig?