Charlie Oatway FACTS

[Easy 10]

Charlie Oatway once played a game of golf without clubs. He shot a 17.

 

[Acker79]

Charlie Oatway is the only person whose name you can substitute into a 'chuck norris fact'.

 

[Easy 10]

Ghosts are actually caused by Charlie Oatway killing people faster than Death can process them.

 

[The Large One]

Charlie Oatway didn't learn to read.

He told the words what they say.

 

[Easy 10]

A unicorn once kicked Charlie Oatway. That is why they no longer exist.

 

[Easy 10]

If you can see Charlie Oatway, then he can see you. If you can't see Charlie Oatway, then you may be only seconds away from death.

 

[The Large One]

Princess Diana once asked for some charlie.

She was in Paris at the time.

 

[pishhead]

They is no such thing as an extinct list, only a list of animals which Charlie Oatways says can exist.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Charlie Oatway only has one hand. The upper hand.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

When Charlie Oatway goes into the sea, he doesn't get wet, the sea gets 'Charlie Oatway'-ey.

 

[Iamapen15]

In his spare time Charlie likes to make cups of tea for the WI.

Now, by 'Make cups of tea' I actually mean stamp and by 'for the WI' I mean on palace supporters heads.

 

[User removed 4]

Google wont search for Charlie Oatway, it knows you dont find him, he finds you.

 

[Easy 10]

Charlie Oatway is always on top during sex, because Charlie Oatway NEVER fucks up.

 

[Father Jack]

some people wear superman pyjamas, Superman wears Charlie Oatway pyjamas.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

At Withdean, we don't paint white lines on the pitch. Charlie Oatway scares the grass.

 

[Easy 10]

Charlie Oatway doesn't use chat-up lines. He just says "Now."

 

[Easy 10]

Charlie Oatway was once having sex with a tractor, when some of his sperm got into the cab. Nine months later, the tractor gave birth to Optimus Prime.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Charlie Oatway Can lead a horse to water...AND make it drink.

 

[Superphil]

Charlie Oatway wore a Robbie Reinault mask and played in the Hereford game in 1997

 

[Easy 10]

Upon hearing that his good friend Lance Armstrong lost his testicles to cancer, Charlie Oatway donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Charlie Oatway's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Charlie Oatway still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.