I remember being absolutely GUTTED when all my mates were getting Amigas and ST's and then my parents bought me a BBC Master Micro. What a load of BOLLOCKS that was.
I think he should go to Saints, then we can all laugh as he realises how out of his depth he actually is, and Rupert Lowe looks even more of a dick than he does now.
As if anyone even cares about the rugby world cup anyway....
*prepares to run*