Have you ever thought she didn't cover you so you would eventually ask to warm up in her bed? :wozza:
You have to remember that women's sexual urges are just as strong as ours, if not so spontaneous. As it's less socially acceptable for them to express these, it's up to us to spot when they...
And if you had tried it on while she was asleep, it could have become a police matter (well maybe not in those days). Seems she was difficult to satisfy (pun intended).
I think MotD had to show four games per season from outside the top two. But why is that video in b&w when colour came in in 1969?
The most likely reason Ian Goodwin got called Reggie is that the original nickname of Wedgie was misheard, and got corrupted to Reggie. Nicknames are like that.
I did, but as you gave no indication in your original post
that "wepromiseto" was a cash-back website, I just presumed that it was some sort of consumer rights commitment under which Tesco was marketing the promotion.
In relation to what? Or did you mean the first four words? And why?
Maybe you should have specified English place names, as I can only think of three (Jarrow, Jesmond, Jacksdale).
In fact the letter J does not appear in the club names in any of the top 13 divisions of English football...
I'm trying to check my "HOSTS" file on Windows XP Home as per these instructions, but it does not even tell you which drive to look on.
Quidco - How to check and clean your HOSTS file
I have done searches for "systemroot" and "localhost" but to no avail. Any ideas?
Not sure, but it's the one where they had a driving break, then drove off having forgotten they tied the dog to the rear bumper (Get out of the car, you bastard!)
But the thread's about the best lines, not just the funniest, so I'll also go with "I'm Spartacus"
YouTube - Spartacus
I think I first bought a "silk" scarf at this match - 65p, rayon. (it smelt and felt geogeous when new!) Willie's goal got him into the NI team for the Home Internationals a few weeks later. Quite alot of Villa fans were noticeable, unusual in those days.
Oi! Just when I have finished compiling my witty reply to your post, I found you have edited it out completely. :censored: Please restore it forthwith!