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It's so much more eloquent with the brackets.

I've noticed you regularly put ahem in your posts. Do you have emphysema?

They certainly are, in Bulwell. Mansfield, of course, is in north Nottinghamshire:laugh: They've just had a lengthy after-match report on local radio but haven't mentioned it.

Result Eastbourne Boro' 1 Mansfield Town 2 Atkin 7 Att.1420...... D'Laryeo 45+ Garner 79 The local reporter "on the South Essex coast" stated EB edged it in the first half, MT in the second.

:clap2: A whole character was saved there.

The glittering prize in the local rag's competition was..... (Is anyone else getting a large box with "Database error" on it when trying to upload a pic?)

We would like to apologise for the short break in service from Mansfield.

The verdict from the local rag: (clicked on submit instead of manage attachments. Report and Dripping Pan pic to follow: they may take a while to download))

I think GNF on Tour summed up what people think quite concisely. And this would make a more appropiate icon (I searched for a still where you looked less of a miserable git but couldn't find one)

Or just make a point of shopping at Sainsburys more often, until you have boosted their profits by said amount. Or buy some flowers and place them on his (now dead) mother's grave, with the label saying I'm sorry your final hours were so painful.....

Not for me, thanks; my larder's well stocked.

Did you mean Tough luck there, CC?

If he tells you that and loads of NSCers suddenly place bets on it, the price will plummet (it may well do after his first large bet is accepted).

This post could be construed as incitement to commit an act of terrorism. Expect Special Branch to be calling at Greyfriars anytime soon!

When I have a problem like this I tend to put myself in the other person's shoes and think what they might have done. If I had been the teenaged trainee I would probably have made good the shortfall from my own pocket on cashing up to save my job. So, you have his £7 which he might have needed...

Why bother with the Adidas logo? It's just an advert, was too big in comparison with our badge, and would make him a counterfeiter. He would also have to seek out who currently owns the rights to the badge and ask their permission.

:lol: :clap: Could work - after all, nobody disbelieves the driver of a double-decker which crashes into a bridge when he claims he thought he was driving a single-decker!

The Sat Nav led you into a strip of bus lane? Sounds like you are claiming the road had only a bus lane, whereas I suspect you had a choice. Worth insisting on viewing the video though, I bet they can't retrieve it! And WS, is this adjudicator service available dor DVLA fixed penalties, and is...

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Tight git! :laugh: