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Why don't these places call the sizes 'small', 'medium' and 'large' rather than all this 'grande', 'tall', crap. I refuse to talk their language.

After all these years, you'd think we'd be used to it. Unfortunately not. Grrr.

Yay - well done Coxy - and thanks !

El-Abd's tattooist must be a brave bloke; I sincerely hope he's not a bad speller!

Welcome North Carolina! Don't you worry - we'll 'ave 'em !

The Argus billboard writers have a perverse sense of humour; some billboards are just classic. More here : Flickr: The Argus headlines (Brighton Hove) Pool

Or perhaps a small advertisement for the Argus on the packet in lieu of a fee? or "Sponsored by the Argus"?

=if(Cakehole>Arsehole , NIContribution*1.1 , NIContribution) ees not complicated!

Introducing you to Jamie .... important please read

Go for it. I did one of these a while ago, and I'm minted.

So your arms aren't long enough anymore?

The deodorant: is it ball or aerosol - or is it for your underarms?

It's also a real pisser when you realise that having reached 50, you're now nearer to being 60 than you are to being 40; and when you reach 60 .... etc. It's all down to mental attitude; some people seem to be born old while others remain young. I remember a kid at school who carried on like...

... and I STILL can't quite believe that it's going to be ours.

:lol::lol:

Torquay United have signed Jake Robinson from Shrewsbury on a loan deal until the end of the season. I hope he makes good - I've always had a liking for the lad.

Well done, Russ.

Toad. Ginger Baker. A classic, and being around 15 minutes its almost as long as an advert break on Dave.

You'd think that with all their money and merchandising capability, Man Ure would be able to arrange the four letters O W E and N in a nice curve on the back of his shirt with equidistant spacing between them.

Prolly the same source as the wicked Gus Poyet on Twitter.