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And I hope Santa drops a bomb on Pende.

Ooh Spurs tickets! Are they on sale? What's the ticket office address again, I quite fancy that...

Anyone spoken to them today? I've pretty much given up hope...

Applied 8th, by 1st Class post from London. Haven't got one.

Luna, Jan 17, London ULU.

You never learn, do you. Apply NOW. I've just dropped off 500 applications at the ticket office, covering every possible cup game and juicy away tie for the next decade. That way I don't end up being one of those mugs who waits for the announcement from the club before applying, like I was...

They had at least 1000 applications too many by last week alone (even after the extra tickets), so there must have been a point at which they said "no chance" and started sending out rejection letters – ie probably to applications receieved after the 10th. Which makes it brown pants time for...

No, no, no. That's no way near good enough. You also need to show off about how much you know about computers and stuff. For example: "The G99-compliant subtrans ITSx port is far superior in terms of alpha particle wave frequency over the Yugii99 cycle on the WUNK0.7 beta model, which I had...

That means DATE RECEIVED, and is exactly what they said to me 24 hours previously. Having posted mine first class from London on the 8th, I had hoped that would squeeze me in, but I'm increasingly pessimistic.

Holly Willoughby. She definitely gets me up on a Saturday morning. I think she's a Brighton lass, too...?

How long before MYOB sabtoages this thread with his 'i-PODs are crap' spiel?!!!

Oh God, my girlfriend dragged me to Wembley on Monday to see Wet Wet Wet. Hordes of middle aged women clutching their Smirnoff Ices and screeching every time Marti Pellow smiled. Hideous experience. I was also mesmerised by the grown man a few rows in front of me who was punching the air to...

Me too. Posted on the 8th, first class from London. I spoke to the ticket office around lunchtime yesterday, and they were still processing applications RECEIVED ON THE 10th. Which, you would hope, includes those posted on the 8th. But that may be old news now, I suspect they've pretty much...

Bless you. I almost think you thought I meant it....

Cullip has knees of steel. Hence the move to Sheffield, city of steel.

You should throw a wobbly if you get the Greatest Hits, and demand Santa bring you the 2-CD compilation Decade, which came out in 2002. Much better tracklisting, covering Young's classic years from 1967-77. But natch 3 points, yes.

Four ways. The "We're Not Bricking Ourselves, Honest!" Fund. For £10 a brick, Albion fans will be able to have their name printed through a brick, like on a stick of rock. This brick will then be used to help build Falmer. Projected revenue for the club: £300k. The "Trip Down Memory Leon"...

Follow the ‘This club is SHAGGED’ plan: S is for Source. Must be ‘reliable’, ‘close to the club’ and ‘privvee to inside information’. Make sure you misspell privy, it lends an air of fevered “I’m-so-eager-to-tell-you-I-can’t-even-type-properly” breathlessness to your Rumour®. H is for History...

And how many outstanding applications? Last week they told me it was about 1000 oversubcribed already, even with the extra 1000 tickets. So those 700 tickets may hold the hopes of at least 1300 people, including me....

£750k? That's obscene. We should hold out for at least £4m. The lad's the most exciting prospect in the country after Wayne Rooney.