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This thread has reminded me of this time last year, and the trouser-stirringly close fight-off for 'NSC babe of the year' between Megan from the Falmer Inquiry and the flat-chested Amanda Wenk. Do we have nominations for this year...? (Other than Desert Orchid of course.)

Natch. ITV will run some lame 'Single of The Year' TV show, which Westlife will win with some dull safe predictable note-for-note cover version. As they did last year, and the year before, and the year before....

The Veloci-tractor

I'll just add my MAC! MAC! MAC! support before MYOB arrives.

Charlemagne King of the Franks and Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire 742 - 814

I don't want Falmer!

Bozza is a binfest!

When we about 10 years old, my sister and I went through the Famous Five books with a pen, 'hilariously' changing phrases such as: "A shrill cry rang out in the night, scaring Anne awake." to "A shrill FART rang out…" and "Timmy thumped his tail on the station platform, he was so excited to...

The EDICT of Milan (313) declared that the Roman Empire would be neutral with regard to religious worship, officially ending all government-sanctioned persecution, especially of Christianity. The Edict, by two Augusti (senior tetrarchs) Constantine I and Licinius gave to Christianity and other...

Brings back memories of Peter Shilton's 1000th game. Us at Leyton Orient, during The Dark Days.

Ah, but wouldn't it make more sense to leap forward to the point where you understand it?

The Flipside of Dominic Hide. http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/news/cult/2005/04/05/18321.shtml

We really MUST stop singing that Tiny Cox song...

Just curious, what is CII? :dunce:

Spend ANOTHER £70 getting her an ethical Christmas present from somewhere like Oxfam Unwrapped - a desk for a school in Africa, a goat for a third world village etc. Send it to her with a message along the lines of "Hope you got as much pleasure out of my £70 as these people have." Should...

Dick Knight is a Santa, tra la la

Is it true that if you complete a course of four tanning sessions you get priority for West Ham tickets?

NASA has announced plans to build a small hotdog stand at Falmer by 2024 – raising the incredible prospect of a stadium there before the end of this century. The ambitious proposals signal the next phase of NASA activity after the agency quits space exploration in 2010 and looks for new...

As a long-standing member of the Bearded Society of Sussex Cheesemen, I (and our 5 other members) shall be objecting to this. Inspectors Wallace and Gromit's report clearly showed that the moon is made of Wensleydale, and therefore inappropriate for a lunar base. Why can't they build it on...

Well that's where you're going wrong. "On my doormat when I get home tonight" – what kind of a lame-ass feeble apology of an 'ultimatum' is that? Why don't you just drop your pants, turn round and let the club shaft you without a whimper, you pussy. Unless Dick Knight PERSONALLY delivers my...