Permanent MOON BASE!

[hans kraay fan club]

I just heard on the radio news, that NASA have today announced that they want to build a permanent base on the moon.

How do I go about getting my local council to object to this?

 

[adrian29uk]

Unfortunately this has been designated as ANOB.

If you get in touch with LDC they should be able to give you the proper advice and telephone numbers of local barristers who can help you in your case.

 

[Commander]

'Lunar for all'? just a thought...

 

[wallington seagull]

Has anyone asked Norman baker the route he would take if going to the moon?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Even though it's not actually on our own planet, I suggest we piss away a fortune opposing it and imply there are plenty of other moons of the Earth which are far better suited for a moonbase.

 

[Scoffers]

That is just crazy, have they not considered more appropriate sites, such as Saturn's many moons?

I'm going to form a new group

NIMBU

Not
In
My
Bloody
Universe

 

[Frutos]

Unfortunately this has been designated as ANOB.

ANOB?

Ah, you were describing Norman Baker, I see...

 

[Lokki 7]

I've heard that the NIMBY protest is already organising a demo led by Mr Spoon, a resident of at least 25 years.

 

[Gazwag]

Excellent.

I'm going to post my application this morning for tickets, anybody know what letters I need to put in the corner of the envelope. I havent been to any other planets this year but I went to the moon landing

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Even though it's not actually on our own planet, I suggest we piss away a fortune opposing it and imply there are plenty of other moons of the Earth which are far better suited for a moonbase.

Ah yes Man of Bitter, the thing is the moon is visible from our planet, therefore we have every right to object! if we don't they will want to put a lunar base on our duck pond next!

 

[Man of Harveys]

The landlord at the Swan pub on the moon has apparently already got a petition up. It's not a very nice pub though. It has...no, please good lord above, no, save me from this filthy deed, spare me thy bloody vengeance for posting this ungodly drivel...NO ATMOSPHERE.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Frutos]

It has...no, please good lord above, no, save me from this filthy deed, spare me thy bloody vengeance for posting this ungodly drivel...NO ATMOSPHERE.

 

[Uncle Buck]

They are not happy with this;

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

They are not happy with this;

 

[Man of Harveys]

booobbooboboobbeeeebbooooo (trans. "Get orf moi land")

 

[bhafc99]

As a long-standing member of the Bearded Society of Sussex Cheesemen, I (and our 5 other members) shall be objecting to this.

Inspectors Wallace and Gromit's report clearly showed that the moon is made of Wensleydale, and therefore inappropriate for a lunar base.

Why can't they build it on Saturn or Jupiter? I'm not a NIMBU, but there's plenty of other planets that are better simply because I say so.

 

[Gazwag]

I feel its a job for Kev the Ape to have an adventure to Lunaville, with his mum of course

 

[Uncle Buck]

I feel its a job for Kev the Ape to have an adventure to Lunaville, with his mum of course

Without a spacesuit?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I feel its a job for Kev the Ape to have an adventure to Lunaville, with his mum of course

This is the thing that really winds me up about these people - its NOT in Lunarville. You can barely even see it from there, and then only if you climb right to the top of Mr Spoon's rocketship and lean out a bit.

All this nonsense about how it will look from a passing Martian cruiser. There's not even any evidence that the Martian's even exist, and yet still these NIMBUs appeal to the Galactic Senate on the basis of how it might affect them. Its positively absurd, I tell you.