Permanent MOON BASE!

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Madness.

Can we flood LDC with complaints asking them to oppose such disgusting interplanetary action? Lets get a campaign sorted.

Has anyone even thought about the effect a MOONBASE will have on any Bats that ''admitedly don't actually live their, but if they did wouldn't like it very much?'' It would definately lead to increased Moon-Buggy/Bat collision.

You miss the point.

Just because there are no bats in residence now, it doesn,t mean there will be no bats in the future.

Looks Ideal to me as it appears to be night on the moon all the time, and bats like night!

All it takes is one small evolutionary step to allow them to live in an anoxic, waterless and insect free environment and "Hey Presto"

 

[Nemesis]

Falmer villagers launch their anti- moonbase protest in the stagnant duckpond

 

[Biscuit]

SIGN THE PETITION

JOIN NIMBU



SIGNED.

 

[Scoffers]

SIGN THE PETITION

JOIN NIMBU



SIGNED.

Duly signed, as I came up with NIMBU first

 

[sten_super]

signed

Think of those poor helpless ducks...

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

NASA has announced plans to build a small hotdog stand at Falmer by 2024 – raising the incredible prospect of a stadium there before the end of this century.

The ambitious proposals signal the next phase of NASA activity after the agency quits space exploration in 2010 and looks for new challenges.

“Going to the moon was piss easy,” drawled Buzz Lampshade, Director of Special Projects at NASA.

“And despite a coupla setbacks, we’re all darned dog-tired of the borin’ ole shuttle. Falmer marks a new frontier, a near-impossible challenge that will really define what the human race can achieve if we all git together, look at the big picture and then whine about our own little square yard of it.”

The project is likely to cost hundreds of billions of dollars in planning applications, bat/little green men studies and a ginormous weightlessness simulator for John Prescott.

The first step in establishing the hotdog stand will be a new generation of invisible park and ride buses, which will undergo tests from 2014.

But the scheme’s major opponent, Stormin’ Norman Bakersville, said that the agency had underestimated the undertaking.

"The moon may have been 250,000 miles away, but Falmer has over 250,000 square miles of protected tropical rainforest. How are NASA going to get through that without affecting the price of my property?”

The most likely location for the hotdog stand is by the duck pond, which offers the best position for a push to the stadium.

But Dark Knight, Chairman of local football team Brighton & Hove Albion, rated the project’s chances at less than 80%. “This is lunarcy,” he punned. “It took us a decade just to get chips with curry sauce at Withdean. Even NASA, with all their scientists, research dollars and can-do attitude, won’t be able to get Ann de Vecchi’s head out of her arsehole.”

Wonderful stuff - truly superb... This thread deserves to go to every LDC member as a Christmas goodwill gesture.

 

[Kenhead]

 

[malcolm prescott]

signed fantastic idea

 

[Biscuit]

 

[looney]

 

[Withnail]

Signed. A worthy cause. Maybe we could get residents of other moons together and have a moons united day.

 

[looney]

Signed.