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Why no picture of Thundercunt-san?

You could also argue that the 'competitions' on the likes of TV-AM are equally "lotteries requiring no skill or knowledge". The 'questions' are usually along the lines of: What colour is grass? A) Green B) Um, god, I dunno, maybe flourescent red and blue swirls? C) It's A you ****ing muppet...

It's also the case that a picture tells a thousand words. All the appearances by Martin Perry on the radio don't add up to one picture of – yet again – lovely rolling downland in front of thousands of commuters in today's Metro. If only they would use the truer pictures for once...

It's brilliant. The more surreal you can make the conversation with these people, the better. I was reading one the other day where someone had persuaded the scammer guy in Nigeria to copy out an entire Harry Potter book by hand in order to move things forward. And he did. It was great.

Play's just started. Northants 4-0 off 1.4 overs. Cricinfo still has it down as 40 overs each, not sure if they will reduce it or not really...

Ah, wondered why Cricinfo hadn't cranked into action yet. Is it raining there?

Yeah, and played out of some tinny little speaker the size of a toenail too. I'd be embarassed, if I was them, but they clearly think everyone will be incredibly impressed. Ah, the folly of youth. One day they will look back and :blush: cringe :blush: at their younger selves...

Agreed. Perhaps they need gathering together into their own space on NSC Gold or something? And quickly, before someone snaps up the publishing/movie rights.

Golly that was a longwinded process! I was "certainly metaphorically and quite possible literally" on the edge of my seat while it downloaded.

£350 on accumulator please.

Because Microsoft spelling is taking over the world.

I've been banned from using wildcards after infringing North Acton with Elephant & Castle twice. So... I'll play safe for now, and go for Boston Manor.

Does it play GOSBTS?

Sophie Ellis Bextor.

Agreed. :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Hans Kray :clap: :clap:

Seconded. He also seemed to have very short legs, and a comparatively tall upper body, so he always looked like he had a really low centre of gravity.

Next week: Adronhoinhoiroidno reveals that Father Christmas is really your mum and dad.

New player alert. £50 on Carling Cup £40 on Brighton to beat Boston Thankyou!

Post the number and we can all call it.