Money + Ex = Need advice

[Buzzer]

she needs a kind, affectionate man in touch with his gentler ide. A man that she can call a true friend and soul mate.

and someone who will give her one up the marmite superhighway.

 

[bhafc99]

Spend ANOTHER £70 getting her an ethical Christmas present from somewhere like Oxfam Unwrapped - a desk for a school in Africa, a goat for a third world village etc.

Send it to her with a message along the lines of "Hope you got as much pleasure out of my £70 as these people have."

Should make her feel like a shit twice over. And places you so far up the moral high ground you'll probably get vertigo.

 

[Les Biehn]

she needs a kind, affectionate man in touch with his gentler ide. A man that she can call a true friend and soul mate.

and someone who will give her one up the marmite superhighway.

This is the thing, she loved being slapped about in the bedroom (just on the arse) and being called a slag but would never take it up the chutney locker. She was happy for me to come on her tits and wipe my old boy clean on her face while telling her what a dirty slag she was but anywhere near the sheriffs badge and it was a no go.

 

[Buzzer]

I think we're starting to get a clearer picture of this lady.

Sorry Les but I think you fell for a wrong 'un.

Best to move on and find a lady that won't mind you dipping into the tea towel holder.

 

[Les Biehn]

I think we're starting to get a clearer picture of this lady.

Sorry Les but I think you fell for a wrong 'un.

Best to move on and find a lady that won't mind you dipping into the tea towel holder.

She did let me shave her minky which was fecking mint. However the boundaries of cock to ring love need to be pushed, the next one better have some issues, mainly revolving around having her back pasty smashed in.

 

[Buzzer]

She did let me shave her minky which was fecking mint. However the boundaries of cock to ring love need to be pushed, the next one better have some issues, mainly revolving around having her back pasty smashed in.

that's the spirit. Don't let this harridan spoil your quest for true love.

Sounds like you have a plan to find Miss Right. Let's just hope that she's also Miss 'please take me up the Gary'.

fingers crossed and we're all rooting for you.


(unintentional pun - but now I think about it quite funny )

 

[Les Biehn]

that's the spirit. Don't let this harridan spoil your quest for true love.

Sounds like you have a plan to find Miss Right. Let's just hope that she's also Miss 'please take me up the Gary'.

fingers crossed and we're all rooting for you.


(unintentional pun - but now I think about it quite funny )

Thats the problem, everyone else is rooting except me. Still, the time is nigh. Some wrongun is gonna get beasted up the garage.

 

[ROSM]

Just write it off to experience - write down all the things that were good about your relationship and then all the bad.

If there are more good than bad, then you know it is £70 well spent.

If there are more bad than good, then you know how those who buy 3 tickets to Selhurst Park feel.

 

[seagully]

Kick her in the fanny

 

[dunno]

This is the thing, she loved being slapped about in the bedroom (just on the arse) and being called a slag but would never take it up the chutney locker. She was happy for me to come on her tits and wipe my old boy clean on her face while telling her what a dirty slag she was but anywhere near the sheriffs badge and it was a no go.

I take it there are no picture/videos of the above events? Otherwise you could THREATEN her with the old 'Gimme the dosh or I'll post the pic/vid on the NET for the world to see your goo-covered boat race!' line.

Just a thought.

 

[Albion Dan]

smash her windows and do her car , thats should cover the £70 from the money grabbing whoare

Bingo! Do something that will cost her £70 whether it goes to you or not you will get satisfaction!!!

 

[Wardy]

Call her house when you know she is out and leave a message with her mum asking when you will be getting the money back.

 

[East Staffs Gull]

Tell her that she can keep the £70 as your financial circumstances have considerably changed for the better. Could prompt an interesting reaction.

 

[magoo]

post naked pics of her on NSP!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Phone her up pretending to be an army general or whatever and tell her that her boyfriend is dead.

 

[Lush]

£70? That's just a couple of good nights out.

If she's that skint that she has to borrow £70 from you then she's going to carry on being skint having a crap life with no money and a schizo boyfriend who hardly ever sees.

She's hardly the big winner is she?

 

[bhaexpress]

Les, just walk away, you'll just end up being even more bitter worrying about it, just write it off to experience.

Go out and find someone better, I did !

 

[Da Man Clay]

Phone her up pretending to be an army general or whatever and tell her that her boyfriend is dead.

I shouldn't laugh but that was quite funny.

 

[rool]

Go out and buy someone better, I did !

*runs off to lock up mother*

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My Ex still owes me £70 despite the fact she was supposed to have paid it about a month ago. Now I know its not a lot of money but f*** her, she treated me like shit so I don't know why she should effectively be rewarded for it. She ignores any contact regarding the money and I am getting f***ed off. Does anybody know where I stand legally.

I read this as Monkey + Ex.