Buzzer said:she needs a kind, affectionate man in touch with his gentler ide. A man that she can call a true friend and soul mate.
and someone who will give her one up the marmite superhighway.
Buzzer said:I think we're starting to get a clearer picture of this lady.
Sorry Les but I think you fell for a wrong 'un.
Best to move on and find a lady that won't mind you dipping into the tea towel holder.
Les Biehn said:She did let me shave her minky which was fecking mint. However the boundaries of cock to ring love need to be pushed, the next one better have some issues, mainly revolving around having her back pasty smashed in.
Buzzer said:that's the spirit. Don't let this harridan spoil your quest for true love.
Sounds like you have a plan to find Miss Right. Let's just hope that she's also Miss 'please take me up the Gary'.
fingers crossed and we're all rooting for you.
(unintentional pun - but now I think about it quite funny )
Les Biehn said:This is the thing, she loved being slapped about in the bedroom (just on the arse) and being called a slag but would never take it up the chutney locker. She was happy for me to come on her tits and wipe my old boy clean on her face while telling her what a dirty slag she was but anywhere near the sheriffs badge and it was a no go.
Dougal said:smash her windows and do her car , thats should cover the £70 from the money grabbing whoare
ChapmansThe Saviour said:Phone her up pretending to be an army general or whatever and tell her that her boyfriend is dead.
bhaexpress said:
Go out and buy someone better, I did !
Les Biehn said:My Ex still owes me £70 despite the fact she was supposed to have paid it about a month ago. Now I know its not a lot of money but f*** her, she treated me like shit so I don't know why she should effectively be rewarded for it. She ignores any contact regarding the money and I am getting f***ed off. Does anybody know where I stand legally.