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Is would be nice if they knocked down the Gilligan stand and named it after a cricketer who wasn't in the blackshirts. Like David Sheppard, for example. Or Murray Goodwin.

There's actually a vicar who posts on here, isn't there? I've forgotten who it is, and it's not Vicar! Come on! Give us the answer! (If you're not too busy this weekend that is)

Cos that's really worked in the US, hasn't it? :jester:

It's the fact that you don't say WHY you think we can stay up that bothers me. I'm going to say it now: I think we're f***ed. f***ing f***ed.

BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR BRISTOL

:clap2: Oh yes: Manchester; Edinburgh; Birmingham; Glasgow; Liverpool; Newcastle. However I have an actual degree from the University of Central Lancashire (formerly Lancashire Poly; formerly Preston Institution for the Diffusion of Knowledge; formerly Deepdale playgroup. One of those was...

Don't you have to give the ball BACK, or lose your DEPOSIT?

I wouldn't. What?

Keele is further than 30 miles from Preston. In fact it's probably nearer Birmingham than Preston. Try 70 miles and you've got a better chance of getting there for kickoff :)

It looks like going on longer than Peter Reid's list of excuses, Alex.

I'm going, and I can't WAIT. The Football Museum's GREAT, but you can do it in two hours. A half day will probably be fine, if your travelling time is going to be OK.

My girlfriend's Catholic. What's your problem?

She's not one of the Fishersgate barmaids is she? Ah, NSC gold of yore....

Why don't the Riverdancers move their arms? They've had them decommissioned.

I *love* Rosalie Birch

Torpenhow in Cumbria is pronounced Tre-penna.

Nope - straight from the mains. Though that might be why she was anxious.

My girlfriend came to stay over at the weekend, and before we went to bed insisted that I get her a glass of water from the kitchen and not the bathroom. The reason for this was, she said, that "the pipes leading to the kitchen are safer" and "bathroom water is not filtered as well." This...

Why would Prezza bother standing as the Labour candidate in Hull East if he'd been told he'd be kicked upstairs straight after the election, causing what could be an embarrassing by-election for a newly elected government in an area where the Lib Dems control the council? Prezza's staying.

How do these automatic last-minute bidding devices work then? And why does every fucker seem to have one when I'm trying to get hold of a particularly elusive CD and think, with a minute to go, that I've got a chance?