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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Mousebreaker Stick Cricket

    I'd go for this one, it's better http://www.candystand.com/games/gamepage.aspx?GameId=140
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    Latest from Reuters

    ROME, Apr 03: PONTIFF IN POSTHUMOUS BLAST AT BRIT SOCCER BOSS Cardinal Angelo Sodano, The Vatican secretary of state, issued a statement Sunday in reponse to a visit from the British soccer official Iain Dowie, who manages the London club Crystal Palace. A senior Vatican source, speaking on...
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Mousebreaker Stick Cricket

    http://www.mousebreaker.net/games/stickcricket/play.php Over the past month or so I've become totally addicted to this bastard of a game. It's replaced Creme Savers Pool in my affections completely. I've only just past Sri Lanka, after a week of trying, and haven't managed to beat South Africa...
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    A slice of humble pie and a cloth to wipe this egg off, please

    :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:
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    Mark McCammon can f*** RIGHT OFF

    I think wheelie bins are quite good. I'd like to have them.
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    The Pope is about to die

    The Catholic bishop I spoke to yesterday reckons Cardinal Murphy-O'Connor doesn't really have much of a chance. Which is a shame, cos a Brighton-supporting pope would lead to a split loyalty or two on Nov 5 in Lewes...
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    Anyone served........

    Chelte 'nam?
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    McGhee Signs

    You bastard
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    Letter of complaint to Footbal League

    I've amended the letter I sent them last time. You'll remember I claimed responsibility for getting him sacked, even though it was probably nothing to do with me. Let's hope it works.
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    Anyone served........

    Yes - it was broadcast on a radio station in the north-east a couple of years ago. it was a tale of everyday Geordie squaddie folk.
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    Anyone served........

    Yes, we did foot patrols every night but nothing that newsworthy happened. (I was making a documentary rather than reporting for everyday news). I forget the name of the barracks, but it was in north Belfast, in a fairly built-up suburb and near a school.
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    The Pope is about to die

    Jesus saves, but John the Baptist knocks one in on the rebound.
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    Anyone served........

    I was an embedded journalist with the army in Belfast for a few days once. It meant I technically had the rank of Major and all the squaddies serving me food in the mess had to call me sir :lolol: :lolol:
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    Whose got the best autographs?

    Spencer Perceval, CB Fry, Charlotte Bronte and John Maynard Keynes.
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    Anybody ever hitched to an Albion game?

    I used to hitch home from reserve games at Worthing, because I often missed the train. Sad but true!
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    Labour 12 points ahead in latest opinion poll

    If there were three or four polls taken over a few days that showed Labour with a twelve point lead, I'd believe them. This is such a big leap it looks like a dodgy sample. Still reckon Labour have a lead in the polls mind, just a smaller one.
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    Ebay - grrrr

    ...unless she's got a decent freelance deal whereby she retains copyright. Can happen sometimes, but not so much any more sadly. *forlorny waves NSC chapel banner*
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    Bitch Fight at PP

    I was attacked by a German Shepherd once. He was very sorry about it afterwards, and he even introduced me to his dog.
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    O/T Question for people who believe in God

    In that case there's two vicars.

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