pulling a barmaid....NSC I need your help

[bigc]

sounds like you've lived this particular dream waterhall wizard

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

She's not one of the Fishersgate barmaids is she?

Ah, NSC gold of yore....

 

[Race]

all i can say big c, is that if she is foreign, you have at least got half a chance!!

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

sounds like you've lived this particular dream waterhall wizard

That's not true. I've only been out wth those sort of girls Mother would approve of. You know the type - nurses, nuns, police ladies, etc.

 

[bigc]

nurses...ahhh, thats something i guess

 

[Lokki 7]

Only 2 things in life are certain, death and nurses.

 

[Ccider]

Better ask her first if she reads NSC after this thread!

 

[fatboy]

she liked my joke when I went up to get in 4 pints(all my other friends are worried about being ID), and she goes 4 kinda surprised and I went "dont worry love,im not driving!"

I take it you don't go to Sussex then as you are 17.

You would have to be incredibly unlucky or look VERY young to be ID'd at a campus bar!!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Best way is to steer the conversation round to her all the time. No chick can resist talking about herself and you'll be safe if you keep asking the right questions with the odd subtle compliment thrown in.

Good luck

 

[Easy 10]

She's not one of the Fishersgate barmaids is she?

Ah, NSC gold of yore....

Ahhhhh, memories (or should that be mammaries ?)

I don't think that thread ever quite made "Gold" status though. And with the 'search' facility now defunct, I fear it is sadly doomed to the cyberspace graveyard.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Show her your cock.

 

[Race]

Show her your cock.

and make sure its presentable

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Drug her?

Thats how you got me to bed you wasnt it?

You make me sick

 

[pasty]

if I let on my age I lose my favourite pub...no way will I do that

Don't invite her to your 18th birthday then

 

[Spicy]

I think she is just toying with you bigc!!

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

and make sure its presentable

What colour ribbon is best? Pink or blue?

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

for the last 2 weeks ive had a few drinks on friday at the crescent, and Ive noticed one of the barmaids is damned fit.

I dunno, as a first, I wanna try something on. anyone got any tips?

im new to all this, seeing as Im only 17 and technically shouldnt be there at all

Are you referring to The Crescent pub on Clifton Hill?

If you are, then you must be f***ing blind young man, because I live 20 yards from the pub and was in there last friday night with my girlfriend.......if its the barmaid I think you'll thinking about then you need your head examined, she's rank (has a stud on her chest, just above where her tits are, that one?)

If I've got the wrong pub, wrong barmaid I apologise, but if I'm right, then you need an eye test!! And I'll grass you up to the authorities the next time I'm there, if I see some young pup eyeing up said barmaid!!!!

 

[Race]

What colour ribbon is best? Pink or blue?

Just clean and tidy will do!!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I reckon you should get Easy10 to write you one of his love poems. They're enough to get the Queen mum's juices flowing...

 

[bigc]

Re: Re: pulling a barmaid....NSC I need your help

Are you referring to The Crescent pub on Clifton Hill?

If you are, then you must be f***ing blind young man, because I live 20 yards from the pub and was in there last friday night with my girlfriend.......if its the barmaid I think you'll thinking about then you need your head examined, she's rank (has a stud on her chest, just above where her tits are, that one?)

If I've got the wrong pub, wrong barmaid I apologise, but if I'm right, then you need an eye test!! And I'll grass you up to the authorities the next time I'm there, if I see some young pup eyeing up said barmaid!!!!

lol...she;s not that bad!

perhaps my bad experience with girls in the past has altered my view..or else it was the drink! but dancing ninja...their big!

I do wear glasses by the way...and please dont grass me. I liked another barmaid more..but I saw her bf there...so yeah.

on a general note..do you like the crescent(i decided on student bar for attempt tonight)