pulling a barmaid....NSC I need your help

[bigc]

bizarre. I like the sound of harriet though...she sounds feisty.lol

anyway..was anyone here in the crescent last night(saturday), and did you see the slovakian tourists.. that was another weird crescent moment

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Have to agree with big c on this one, facially she is tasty, even a bit Billy Piper (although it could have been the beer goggles).

What are you on about you blind bastard, she's a PIG

 

[Easy 10]

Sounds as though it could be like pushing a pork sausage up the Mersey Tunnel.

Or chucking a cocktail stick down West Street.

 

[Hampden Park]

sticking your cock out the window and trying to f*** the world

 

[Biscuit]

I can't believe I give you all this advice Bigc and it turns out the girl's a grubby, fat minger.

The only advice you need is to whip your length out and tell her she'll be bouncing on it once she's grabbed her coat.

Fat birds don't need any effort, they're just grateful for any cock.

You'll ruin it for the rest of us if you make an effort. Fat girls are the staple reliable f*** for the rest of us when we've been turned down by the girl we were really after. If you make an effort with her she'll get used to it and will start to expect it every time rather than the standard "I'm drunk, suck this" line that she'll currently be used to.

I urge you to reconsider

That post has just made this NSC Gold.

Brilliant thread.

 

[mr turd]

Hows my fav thread doing
Is this goner happen then or what,take it you have zero confidence in yourself,well kick yourself up the arse and get that fat bitch sucking your knob.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Or chucking a cocktail stick down West Street.

Swinging a cricket bat in the Albert Hall?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Does this dude really need advice on how to pull a bloater?

 

[MattBackHome]

I was in there briefly last night and saw ANOTHER barmaid. I'm now confused as to which one bigc is after, because this one is also very very ugly (but only very fat).

I think some pictures would clear things up for everyone. Can someone with a digital camera sort it out?

On a sidenote the area is clifton hill area is going downhill (arf). Both Unwins and The Wine Lodge now hardly stock any beer at all, forcing a trip to either Threshers at Seven Dials (where they always seem to be playing Magical Mystery Tour for some reason) or Alf's Store on Buckingham Road, which is a Croydon-level shitehole.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

she's called kelly, found out today

 

[bigc]

That post has just made this NSC Gold.

Brilliant thread.

ta.

I get the horrible feeling im turning into a pseudo-kev the ape

 

[bigc]

I was in there briefly last night and saw ANOTHER barmaid. I'm now confused as to which one bigc is after, because this one is also very very ugly (but only very fat).

im confused too. there is also a thin ginger barmaid there who's fit, but ive met her boyfriend so she's no good.

i dunno who's who either.

 

[bigc]

she's called kelly, found out today

I dont know any barmaids at the Crescent called kelly!im really confused now

 

[perth seagull]

You still haven't pulled yet, Big C?

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Why hasn't this thread made NSC Gold? Come on you MODS, let's be 'aving you.