pulling a barmaid....NSC I need your help

[turienzo's lovechild]

I hope you mean "good word" rather than "good work" otherwise he may not be interested.

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[Spicy]

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otherwise he might think you got there before him.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

you should see the other people in the pub

As an occasional Friday night Crescent drinker I'll watch this one from my seat with interest. You weren't in there last Friday wearing a blue shirt by any chance?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

otherwise he might think you got there before him.

firstly i have a girlfriend, secondly harriet is not particularly fit

 

[Spicy]

thirdly she might only fancy him!!

 

[mr turd]

She sounds like a right fat peice of shite
Think i might pop in there,as need my shoes cleaned

 

[Yorkie]

Misogynist

 

[bigc]

As an occasional Friday night Crescent drinker I'll watch this one from my seat with interest. You weren't in there last Friday wearing a blue shirt by any chance?

I was ina black fleecey thing but with a white line down the middle

 

[bigc]

so did he pull?

when to the student bar instead...and my friend stopped me from asking the barmaid out for a drink..he got all worried, he was going..."sam, she could be 20,21,22" and I went so??

well I know she's called Sophia now and we had a lil chat about our week so that was kinda kool, apart from my wussy mate getting scared(he first got off with a girl on new years eve...age 17 and 1 month..no criticism of him,just means he isnt really a risk taker)

 

[Spicy]

Misogynist

Spot on, Yorkie.

 

[Spicy]

when to the student bar instead...and my friend stopped me from asking the barmaid out for a drink..he got all worried, he was going..."sam, she could be 20,21,22" and I went so??

well I know she's called Sophia now and we had a lil chat about our week so that was kinda kool, apart from my wussy mate getting scared(he first got off with a girl on new years eve...age 17 and 1 month..no criticism of him,just means he isnt really a risk taker)

Its about time you started realising the advantages of older women, young man!!

 

[bigc]

I have! it was him that wasnt..lol

 

[dougdeep]

Its about time you started realising the advantages of older women, young man!!

They can't run so fast either.

 

[Spicy]

I have! it was him that wasnt..lol

Good man!!

 

[Spicy]

They can't run so fast either.

Typical Doug comment that!!

 

[bigc]

well now I know both their names and have a contact with one of them.hehe

this could turn into a poll if I had pictures..lol

 

[Spicy]

Good luck, mate, let us know how you get on!! Men who are most successful with women are those who like women and treat them with respect.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

well now I know both their names and have a contact with one of them.hehe

this could turn into a poll if I had pictures..lol

whats your name and what do you look like?

i'll put in a good word

 

[bigc]

well I like women and respect women.

a mate of mine had this great quote which I like...its kinda stupid but funny in the same way

"how can you be gay when women are so lovely?"

heh

 

[mr turd]

Can't thik why people say a fit 20 yo,then actually mention the pub aswell o dear some people need shooting