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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    The definitive BEST LORD'S PHOTO

    Spotted this upperclass bufton-tufton type chap in the "wine garden" at Lord's -- and couldn't resist a photo. Marvellous pissed scenes!
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    Any pluses from today?

    We won the cricket yesterday, or something.
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    Mound stand did Sussex proud!

    I was singing "Sussex by the Sea" in the shower this morning. About two octaves lower than normal. :lolol:
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    Would professional footballers put up with a schedule like this?

    Chris Adams plays Sheffield Shield level in Canberra, I think. Some of the others play grade cricket or coach overseas. Isn't James Kirtley the national coach of Namibia, or something?
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    Tuesday 12th September

    Yes; none.
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    Ooohhh Lanky Lanky!

    Yes, I was. f***ing lunatic. :lolol: :lolol:
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    3.5 and you f**ked it up

    Hot news, fact fans. I actually spoke to Dick Knight today, he said he'd invited them, but they couldn't do tomorrow cos of the Durham game Monday. Expect one soon, though.
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    C&G Caption Competition

    "I'm arresting you for conforming to the worst possible stereotype of a Brighton supporter"
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    Surely it's the day for Mornington Crescent

    I'll use the Kirtley doctrine, and pitch outside the off stump. Edgware Road
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    Absomarvolfucklutelyingfabulous scenes!

    Sorry -- another just back from LORD'S thread. Went for dinner in LONDERS afterwards. It was an absolute delight to shove it well and truely UP those cocky, showboating, think-they-have-the-right-to-win-everything ****s. R. James Kirtley is once again my HERO. The Mound Stand was on TOP form...
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    Surely it's the day for Mornington Crescent

    Isn't Barbican in spoon? Or nip. One of the two.
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    Saturday Weather Watch

    Sporadic showers in London W13 :nono:
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    Surely it's the day for Mornington Crescent

    It's definitely high. But what an idiot I am. White City.
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    New Stick Cricket League - Second Series

    I'm definitely improving. I average around 210 these days. Can't help thinking I'd score more runs if I played more straight shots. But I can rarely pick the balls to play them. (I use my real name on the Stick Cricket league by the way)
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    Australians & Muslims

    Never heard of Pauline Hanson and One Nation, Tyrone? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_Hanson http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/2010782.stm
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    Surely it's the day for Mornington Crescent

    Golly. I'll reverse-change onto the Volks and say Peter Pan's Playground.
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    Surely it's the day for Mornington Crescent

    Cockfosters? Camden Town.....
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    Surely it's the day for Mornington Crescent

    If we're deploying Hicksman's... Cutty Sark
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    Australians & Muslims

    I think Peter Costello's a fascist wanker, to be honest. And he's talking crap about Australia being secular. Everyone in power is either an Anglican or a Catholic. The two factions tend to dislike each other. There are plenty of religious schools, as well.

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