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I've just done a night shift (I do three nights in a row every two and a half weeks) and I f***ing hate them. I feel in no fit state to do the most important part of the job, which takes place between 0630 and 0830. Then I have to go home on the tube, among people who have washed recently, and...

Cesc Fabregas What?

Jake Lynch

Bayswater? Pfft. Chiswick Park.

Colin Pates

Devious. Eastcote.

Green Park from Westminster violates Stovold's, Dave. Unless you're in spoon, and it's a leap year. Neither of which is the case. Try again.

Westminster

The forecast for "London" says "sunny intervals", but the forecast for "London NW8" says "light showers". I live about six miles away from NW8 and I have a totally different forecast. Weird.

Guy Butters

Silvertown (a skilful introduction of the DLR by Lord B there, I might say)

I was going to save it up for later when the diagonals were in my favour, but..... Totteridge and Whetstone

Goldhawk Road

It's a reverse closedown gambit, because Monday's a bank holiday. And nip isn't possible, because of engineering works.

Mark and Simon Fox, wasn't it?

Whitechapel

Yes. Which is why he joined Sunderland.

Without doubt, or question, or any degree of indecision whatsoever, the best job I have EVER had was operating the main scoreboard at Sussex CCC (before it went digitalised) There were two of us in there. I must have watched every ball of every Sussex 1st and 2nd XI game at Hove for three...

I've just entered as well. They'd better pay attention to the "which club do you support" thing.

Well my parents and grandparents have been nice to me for most of my life. But you're right: that accent makes it terribly difficult to appear like you're being nice to anyone. No wonder my parents swiftly adopted standard southern English accents when they moved here in the late 70s...