Robot Chicken
Seriously?
Spitting Image
Tom Hark said:It's funny cos it's true
Tom Hark said:It's funny cos it's true
(altogether now)
I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
Who hate black people
I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons
I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha
I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
And I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)
Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.
Tom Hark said:
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
Fantastic!
Dandyman said:
Tom Hark said:Samuel L Jackson isn't South African
Franks Wild Years said:Just got back from pretoria and out of the 16 or so Africaans I met 15 of them were rude, obnoxios and arrogant (sp). The other one was a nice bloke.
Out of the 30 or so Africans I met, most were very friendly, but some were very scary. I came back very depressed about the shit that these people have to go through just to exist.
Dandyman said:They now also have large numbers of other Africans coming into SA to escape the poverty and violence in other parts of the continent.