C&G Caption Competition

[pasty]

 

[Woodchip]

Copper - "Oi, tit-head stop playing with my helmet"

 

[John Boy]

The met will employ anyone these days

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

"I'm arresting you for conforming to the worst possible stereotype of a Brighton supporter"

 

[Gazwag]

Oh Mr Policeman take your helmet out

 

[Wardy]

Yep even in my hat you are a idiot.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Bakesy signs up for the new version of YMCA!

 

[Braders]

proof that the village people were getting desperate..

 

[Ned]

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee, I'm the laughing bakesy and you can't arrest me!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dougdeep]

Can I sample your helmet officer?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Please officer, can you now handcuff me to that tree over there and whip yer truncheon out?

 

[Bakesy]

What edition of photoshop are you using Johnboy?I've never worn a copper's helmet in my life.



EDIT...it's coming back to me.......what a messy day.

 

[John Boy]

Hows the head? In a fit state for the game today? lol

 

[Bakesy]

Hows the head? In a fit state for the game today? lol

Don't worry about me......i'll be fine, though my voice is a bit gravelly today.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Photo looks like you also nicked Martin Perry's anorak

 

[Woodchip]

Don't worry about me......i'll be fine, though my voice is a bit gravelly today.

At least your typing's improved from yesterday.

 

[Statto]

I didnt see that. when was tat picture taken?

 

[John Boy]

I didnt see that. when was tat picture taken?

When you went to the loo at the end of the day

 

[Woodchip]

When you went to the loo at the end of the day

Is that why the coppers looking so shocked? Statto's pissing up his leg as well as Bakesy playing with his helmet?

 

[John Boy]

Is that why the coppers looking so shocked? Statto's pissing up his leg as well as Bakesy playing with his helmet?