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Slim attractive and a good sense of humor:D Don't do porkys:lolol: How about you:drink:

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: Thing is its all so so true and im no bull shitter. You are who you are and you should never change who you are and if people don't like it then f***-em.:drink: Just that after years of research i have mastered how woman think and what they need and my tips for anyone...

You seen my eyes etc at the meet-up:lolol: they make your face complection change so much. Yeah the booze is best and such a clear head now and although only started taking em a year ago. Last time in the event i was dancing on the tod on my own on the floor and some bird came over and said...

Depends what i've eaten although would guess 1 big fat dump a day.:lolol:

Yeah i fancy a shag on stage:lolol: Im 30 had so many birds and so many dates and yet to be dumped mmmm. Now most birds get attached to me very quickly for some reason,so maybe i have a huge advantage over 99% of men:lolol: Every bird says im diffrent and they all say i make them laugh and...

Yeah but going to the bed with a spinning head can be hard:)

Even though you know you have 0 chance of having em???

Maybebe shake it about and pop it in:lolol:

You said you pissed your pants on an internet site:nono: :nono: :lolol: :lolol:

Is monday the new student night as last night out with the bird there was loads of totty in mega short skirts gagging for it.:lolol:

Maybe if he smiled a bit more he might pull:lolol:

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If i fancied a hard knob i would say:lolol: Still gay sex whatever way you look at it,well the point is i can't see why its such a turn on for most geezers thats all. I mean its pretty boring to watch rearly as deep down you wanna just jump in and rattle em both and thats not goner happen.???

Yet more birthdays,so have a great onepunk: :mexican: :dance: :dance: :sheep:

Not to mention its 2 gays full stop:lolol:so if men like watching 2 birds then they like gay rumps. ???

Southend must be the only southern seaside club you will ever beat and thats because they are shite.:lolol: Going up yeah fat chance as your little run will finish before long and that will be a nice long break til you appear again with more shite.:lolol: :rolleyes:

F.G cracks me up and what cracks me up even more is the amount of people that go along with it.:lolol: Earnest is very funny although he's gone a bit soft of late boooooo:lolol:

Grrrrr thats hush on a true master:lolol: I have met a great girl at long last as i have had 4 diffrent birds in 4 months at a month a time,so not going on about pulling as much these days,but in general i was just wondering what the amatures on here thought on lesbo's sex and if they...

She is very average and looking at the man she goes with that sum her up.:lolol:

Yeah fair enough that is a bargain,but i wouldn't pay 10p to do any of that and would never shag a proz:lolol: Most of the mates are up for it etc and must confess i paid a tenner for a dance at the honey pot here about 5 month ago and that was topless but knickers on and only did it because...