Just thinking and ?

[berkshire seagull]

I think you got that the wrong way round, Though I think Berkshire is trying to come out of the closet here, we need to beckon him out with food stuffs and fizzy pop !!

If i fancied a hard knob i would say

Still gay sex whatever way you look at it,well the point is i can't see why its such a turn on for most geezers thats all.
I mean its pretty boring to watch rearly as deep down you wanna just jump in and rattle em both and thats not goner happen.

 

[berkshire seagull]

I'm just thinking to myself "Why the f*** did I open this thread?".

Berkshire, you are TRULY the master. I bow to your obvious genius.

 

[Safeway]

 

[REDLAND]

Ive just pissed my pants

 

[berkshire seagull]

You said you pissed your pants on an internet site

 

[Safeway]

 

[CHAPPERS]

Lesbians are well good, yep, that's WELL good.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Even though you know you have 0 chance of having em

 

[Meade's Ball]

I think i've missed the 'thinking' part that the thread-title promises.
Berkshire, have you thought about taking your telepathic powers on the stage?

 

[Gary Nelson]

My theory:

If you have a pair of lesbians, then that means that is two girls pretty much unavailable. What a waste.

If you have two gay men, that means two less in the competition for girls. And as they seem to be better looking and have better dress sense than most of us, that's fine by me!

If that is your theory then deep down you prefer 2 gay blokes?

 

[alan partridge]

NSC gold anyone? this is priceless. keep it coming

have to agree on strip clubs though. what a f***ing waste of money? if i want to look at naked women who aren't my good lady wife, i'll knock one out on my own to a porn thanks very much

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah i fancy a shag on stage
Im 30 had so many birds and so many dates and yet to be dumped mmmm.
Now most birds get attached to me very quickly for some reason,so maybe i have a huge advantage over 99% of men
Every bird says im diffrent and they all say i make them laugh and they feel warm and comfortable and secure in my arms rrrrrrr bless em all.
Its hard to put the finger on what makes me this way or maybe its just the whacky sense of humor and a great lover rolled in to one.
Im not being cocky etc im just saying what feed back i get non stop and i guess most would get cocky when birds say non stop good about ya.
I don't go out to pull anymore,but just to have fun and the new bird is very simular to me and she already yesterday says she's only very happy when with me mmmmm.

How do you exsplain these things in writing on a sight as im looking a right **** although i don't mean it to if you catch my drift.

I'll give up as im looking even more of a prick that i already was

 

[alan partridge]

please please please don't give up!

by the way, i'm amazed you gave up e's to stay clear headed......on alcohol! then again pills aren't much good for a mr lover man like yourself i spose


keep em coming

 

[Safeway]

I'm going to have to stop reading this thread before I burst with jealously of our very own Don Juan de Berkshire. What a GUY.

Look and learn, people. Look and learn.

 

[alan partridge]

I'm going to have to stop reading this thread before I burst with jealously of our very own Don Juan de Berkshire. What a GUY.

Look and learn, people. Look and learn.

I'm taking notes

 

[Safeway]

How do you exsplain these things in writing on a sight as im looking a right ****

No you're not, don't be so daft.

 

[alan partridge]

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm guessing this is you, Berks.

 

[berkshire seagull]

You seen my eyes etc at the meet-up they make your face complection change so much.
Yeah the booze is best and such a clear head now and although only started taking em a year ago.

Last time in the event i was dancing on the tod on my own on the floor and some bird came over and said your e-ing.
I said no,but the fact is its so clear even from a distance and you don't remember f-all and just walk around like a ****.

My mates are much happier and i can now chat and be normal which is what nights are about.

I still chat to birds,but at 30 im more focused on long term relationships although its never that straight forward with so many pretty birds about,but so far so good.

Nice to hear any simular storys from others about these subjects etc.

 

[REDLAND]

What 'type' of girls do you normally go for Berkshire.....