The Merry Prankster
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Only just over half the people on here regard it as racist. I am 47 years old and I refuse to believe that anyone younger than me does not know that this is offensive.
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Would you say this is racist?
- Thread starter Jimmy Grimble
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What do you throw a drowning Pakistani?
His wife and kids.
Jokes like that (and worse) did the rounds at my school.
His wife and kids.
Jokes like that (and worse) did the rounds at my school.
British Bulldog
The great escape
- Feb 6, 2006
- 10,974
Like derr.....of ourse it's not racist. Merely playful banter.
Next you'll be saying this is offensive:
*this comes to you with a large dose of irony*
Somebody can't paint, have you seen the runs?
blue'n'white
Well-known member
I Hate Wogs
-Eric Bogle
I'm a dicky-dye Australian guy and me name is Blooey Schmidt.
I love this sunburned country and I'm bloody proud of it
And I love our simple way of life and the things we all hold dear
Like V.F.L. and Big Ben Pies and foamin' Tueeze beer
I love our open friendliness where a man can make good mates
In fact in all Australia there's just one thing I hate:
I hate Wogs, they live like dogs
Some eat bananas and some eat frogs
Soome wear turbans some wear clogs
All the bloody same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
They can't speak proper English and they never seem to learn
And the awful guff that they call food would make your stomach turn
It's always dipped in garlic sauce or fried in olive oil
I've never tasted any meself, but I bet it all tastes vile!
What's wrong with good Australian food, you Slovaks and you Poles?
Good healthy stuff like pie and sauce and chips and chigger rolls
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live like dogs
Some eat bananas and some eat frogs
Soome wear turbans some wear clogs
All the bloody same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
And the local chip shop down the street is run by a bloody Greek
He's open sixteen hours a day and seven days a week
[I Hate Wogs lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
And every cent that you spend there on a pie or on dumsim
Helps to send back home to Greece for a bastard just like him!
Oh, I never eat there meself 'cause I couldn't touch Wog meat
I usually eat at the Chinese caf' that's just across the street!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live like dogs
Some eat bananas and some eat frogs
Soome wear turbans some wear clogs
All the bloody same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
I was queueing down at the Registry, a-pickin' up me dole
In front of me was a Yugoslav, in front of him a Pole
Behind me was a Eyetalian, behind him was a Turk
Those lazy migrant bastards do, they never bloody work!
But in spite of what the papers say, there's work for those who want to
The wife and twenty-seven kids is all the work I'm going to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live like dogs
Some eat bananas and some eat frogs
Soome wear turbans some wear clogs
All the bloody same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
So send the bastards home to Spain, and Italy and Greece
And maybe when they've all gone home, we'll get some bloody peace
To sit in the shade of the killabar tree and drink beer all day long
And run amok with a flat-bed truck, down by the billabong
And every night at twelve o'clock to show that we're not slaggards
We'll stand and sing our national song, "Advance Australia", backwards!
-Eric Bogle
I'm a dicky-dye Australian guy and me name is Blooey Schmidt.
I love this sunburned country and I'm bloody proud of it
And I love our simple way of life and the things we all hold dear
Like V.F.L. and Big Ben Pies and foamin' Tueeze beer
I love our open friendliness where a man can make good mates
In fact in all Australia there's just one thing I hate:
I hate Wogs, they live like dogs
Some eat bananas and some eat frogs
Soome wear turbans some wear clogs
All the bloody same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
They can't speak proper English and they never seem to learn
And the awful guff that they call food would make your stomach turn
It's always dipped in garlic sauce or fried in olive oil
I've never tasted any meself, but I bet it all tastes vile!
What's wrong with good Australian food, you Slovaks and you Poles?
Good healthy stuff like pie and sauce and chips and chigger rolls
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live like dogs
Some eat bananas and some eat frogs
Soome wear turbans some wear clogs
All the bloody same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
And the local chip shop down the street is run by a bloody Greek
He's open sixteen hours a day and seven days a week
[I Hate Wogs lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
And every cent that you spend there on a pie or on dumsim
Helps to send back home to Greece for a bastard just like him!
Oh, I never eat there meself 'cause I couldn't touch Wog meat
I usually eat at the Chinese caf' that's just across the street!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live like dogs
Some eat bananas and some eat frogs
Soome wear turbans some wear clogs
All the bloody same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
I was queueing down at the Registry, a-pickin' up me dole
In front of me was a Yugoslav, in front of him a Pole
Behind me was a Eyetalian, behind him was a Turk
Those lazy migrant bastards do, they never bloody work!
But in spite of what the papers say, there's work for those who want to
The wife and twenty-seven kids is all the work I'm going to!
'Cause I hate Wogs, they live like dogs
Some eat bananas and some eat frogs
Soome wear turbans some wear clogs
All the bloody same to me 'cause I hate Wogs.
So send the bastards home to Spain, and Italy and Greece
And maybe when they've all gone home, we'll get some bloody peace
To sit in the shade of the killabar tree and drink beer all day long
And run amok with a flat-bed truck, down by the billabong
And every night at twelve o'clock to show that we're not slaggards
We'll stand and sing our national song, "Advance Australia", backwards!
tip top
Kandidate
Tesco in Disguise
Where do we go from here?
r-m taylor, you're an idiot.
Leekbrookgull
Well-known member
Edna,just out of interest is any part of Russia,deemed European ? 
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,641
Edna,just out of interest is any part of Russia,deemed European ?
The westernmost bit?
Incidentally, "political Correctness", as a few people endlessly feel the need to refer to, is stuff that goes totally over the top, usually to avoid offending someone who'd be unlikely to ever take offence in the first place. Like, I don't know, removing copies of The Three Little Pigs from every branch of Waterstones in Britain because there happen to be Muslims and Jews living in the UK (before any Daily Mail readers get upset, that hasn't actually happened yet, I made it up as an example).
Refraining from calling people Pakis, niggers, coons or whatever is not about being politically correct, it's just a matter of basic human respect. If you can't see that, god help us all.
cjd
Well-known member
Very interesting piece Edna......................but do you really think God will help us all...?
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,641
defrocked priest
Father Footy
Does it really matter considering we all bleed the same colour, red.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,877
What an astonishingly depressing thread on so many levels.
Well latest I heard she's a bona fide English person now.
No self respecting Aussie would go and join the enemy!
Dear dear dear - I have been jumping through hoops to get a RESIDENCY permit. I am Australian. Always have been always will.
Leekbrookgull
Well-known member
But, Edna where does the most western bit start and finish ?
NMH
Banned
And women are all pink on the inside