Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Because there was doubt about contact by Van Hecke. It took a while to rule that out.............and that is the main point - it should have taken ten seconds. OK, maybe thirty; if you can't make up your mind then, go with the on-field decision. Incidentally, didn't the linesman (sorry, but that's still what they are to me) flag it offside - in which case the on-field decision would surely have been offside, so just agree with it.
If it was a VAR call against us though, I'd be fuming!