Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Poyetry In Motion]

so the genie cut his legs off

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

slobbadown ma nobyabitch

 

[Tazman]

Your Thor? I'm so Thor I could hardly feel myself pith!

or

and the vicar said "oh, you mean organIST"!

 

[smudge]

Two slices, of white......& two brown please!

 

[KNC]

...........at least yoghourt has some culture.

 

[Garage_Doors]

uodouknika Boloccov

 

[Titanic]

Gary Lineker and David Gower.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

no you daft twat, we've been mates for fuckin years

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"It's not just one car babe", she replied. "There's bloody hundreds of 'em"

 

[Dover]

Wouldn't you if someone was sucking your hole.

 

[Arthritic Toe]

It does doesn't it.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"The dog didn't want to go shooting either".

 

[Lady Bracknell]

So he gave her one.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Udyernika Bolokov

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

lets face it, youre not really here for the hunting are you?

 

[Brovion]

"Don't be stupid, I'm your brother. Keep running!"

 

[Titanic]

Two thirty!

 

[Paskman]

You don't see many of those about do you?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Udyernika Bolokov

was done only 7 posts up,

 

[Garage_Doors]

Kind regards Elizabeth Fritzel.