Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Danny-Boy]

Spear and Jackson, Sir.

 

[Dover]

And just what will you do with an Iron Cross, you were no bloody good with a wooden one.

 

[Titanic]

The Isle of Wight ferry!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

He throws some wood and nails in the corner and asks " can you put me up for the night? "

 

[xenophon]

"Artie chokes three for a pound in Sainsburys"

 

[Titanic]

It looks like the backstroke, sir!

 

[Titanic]

... if he makes it home, don't sleep with him!

 

[southwickseagull]

All we found was a raincoat a pipe, and a pair of bollocks, and we made a prime minister out of it

 

[jimhigham]

...abcess makes the farts go Honda.

 

[Titanic]

Split if you don't oil them, sir!

 

[Garage_Doors]

In our day we just glad for a warm drink.

 

[ROSM]

well put some cold water in then

 

[Titanic]

...I wanna go to Lakesiiiide!

 

[Curious Orange]

You stupid woman, that says "Sahara Pipeline Laid By 100 Men In 7 Days".

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Two nuns doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

no, he choked on a sock

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[Titanic]

It tastes just like a Spotted Owl, your honour.

 

[The Wookiee]

and up popped the mexican !!

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Good shot, got you right in the (unt!"

 

[Brovion]

"... 3000 years later Columbus discovered it and called it America"