Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Questions]

Anyway why do you ask all these questions, Two dogs f***ing ?

 

[Normal Rob]

No, somebody just asked me who the bloke in white standing next to Bob was!

 

[rool]

Winnie the Shit

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Only for a choccy biccie!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

For stamping out flaming ducks.

 

[Biscuit]

Wash your hands and make me a ham sandwhich.

 

[Mackenzie]

For Hans that does dishes feel as soft as your face, use a mild green hairy lip squid.

 

[KneeOn]

... I looked up and said "its not nice when its your mother now is it Dad!" and winked.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

rude olf the ted loathes train beer

 

[Mr deez]

The teet.

 

[The Large One]

A sole, an eel and a wet plaice.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

because the boiled ones kept rolling off.

 

[KNC]

......they found 20lbs of crack in her knickers.

 

[Barry Izbak]

........... and that my son is how to waft a towel !

 

[KNC]

...well you've got one in the window!!

 

[KNC]

Tottenham Hotspurs

 

[Norman Potting]

....This time I will hold the pigeon and you can shit on it's head.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Tottenham Hotspurs

No - just the punchline, not a complete joke

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Because i just can't get these damned sleeves right

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Well the, your a w@nker