Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Bigtomfu]

Zulu, Tango, Sierra.

 

[Davido]

Yes there is a nasty bug going round!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"Sorry, miss. William the Turd"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

One with no penguins.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Poke his eyes out.

 

[Pavilionaire]

You can taste the blood on your dad's cock.

 

[KLF]

That was from the man who shat in my pants!

 

[KLF]

Dunno, I've always had 'em!

 

[Trufflehound]

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

 

[Trufflehound]

Russell

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

No, but I have been swung around by the tits

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

And Parker .......... the next time I find you wearing my clothes ..............

 

[Questions]

Well I didn`t have these effing holes in my feet last time did I.

 

[Questions]

No that really is God, he just THINKS he`s Gus Poyet.

 

[The Large One]

Doug.

 

[Trufflehound]

Rupert the Fridge

 

[Garage_Doors]

Its swollen

 

[Titanic]

... it did £2m worth of improvements.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Sit on a leaf and wait til autumn.

Blimey that's an old one Large.

What about:

"Turn her over you fool, TURN HER OVER!"

 

[Danny-Boy]

We got Irishmen to lay the lawn.