Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

"Arch your back woman, and take the poor man’s balls off the cold floor."

 

[Titanic]

Second man: 'You're lucky, mine is still alive.'

 

[SUIYHP]

"i wish mister bear was gaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!"

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

sausage rolls and royce krispies

 

[The Brighton Bear]

So that blind people can hate them as well.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Well yes Archbishop, but still, he is only 4ft 3in

 

[Brovion]

"Ah! Grimsby already!"

 

[Questions]

And the Queen replied to Bushy, '' Ah..... Privates on Parade'' ?

 

[jakarta]

He's only done it twice, the first time he was sick and the other time his hat blew off....