Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Garage_Doors]

Well were certainly not chasing it !

 

[Garage_Doors]

Her brothers got a moustache.

 

[Titanic]

for the halibut!

 

[Titanic]

He should have quit while he was a head!

 

[Titanic]

Naomi Campbell.

 

[Titanic]

they are all at the funeral!

 

[Titanic]

Wrecked 'em? It blew them to pieces!

 

[xenophon]

Because your brother wanted to go to the disco too

 

[xenophon]

Yeah, but I'll f***ing make sure I outrun you

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A wheelbarrow.

 

[Titanic]

...they had nothing to go on!

 

[Garage_Doors]

Just so long as you don't push me past my mothers house.

 

[Trufflehound]

We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down.

 

[cuthbert]

He set fire to his sister.

 

[Titanic]

...the piece of cod which passeth all understanding.

 

[Titanic]

Please don't shout, sir, or everyone will want one!

 

[Titanic]

A wooly jumper!

 

[Football_Friends]

Six feet under.....two above

 

[Titanic]

Not everyone has been up the Eiffel Tower!

 

[Titanic]

...the former president was devastated, as he had not finished colouring the second one.