Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Trufflehound]

Fish, chimps and mushy bees.

 

[Jamon Jamon]

I can't even smell my own name



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[Trufflehound]

The undivided attention of the Jolly Green Giant.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

No - I came here yester-die.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

thank f*** for that...all he ever did was moan

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Have you seen the budgie ?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I've just seen my mate coming out of the jungle with 10 pineapples!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

She fell off the swing

 

[Braders]

and we never talked about the incident again

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

a sieve

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Nice set of tits love, where do you want the blind?

 

[Gwylan]

That's not a porch, it's a BMW

 

[Braders]

was drinking orange juice for a week after and the tip never really grew back correctly

 

[Jahooli]

He used to lie awake at night and wonder if there really was a dog

 

[bhaexpress]

Right lads, back on your heads.

 

[Uter]

I bet you've had a cockatoo in there.

 

[OzMike]

I'm phoning Arnold Palmer to find what the par is for this hole!

 

[Jahooli]

Oh, it must be your feet then.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Yes it does, doesn't it?"

 

[Simster]

Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich.