Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Taybha]

so i just hung up

 

[fire&skill]

Yes - but I managed to make it look like an asthma attack

 

[fire&skill]

Yeah it does, doesn't it

 

[R. Slicker]

took me a week to walk out the shop.

 

[Trufflehound]

You caught my eye.

 

[Trufflehound]

If I ever get its pyjamas off I'm going to f**k it!

 

[Superphil]

Well Coco Pops are obviously off the f***ing menu

 

[Trufflehound]

f*** me, a talking dog!

 

[R. Slicker]

Give him a biscuit, he might let you.

 

[Trufflehound]

Only if you get your thumbs caught.

 

[R. Slicker]

f*** it £1.50, £1.50. £1.50

 

[Socky]

I woke up and found my house full of aeroplanes.

 

[Questions]

We didn`t have time to muck about we just switched heads.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I wheelie been in Hong Kong!

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

VEE ask the questions!

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

'and Hans that do dishes,can be as soft as Le Face, with mild green,hairy lip squid'

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Sorry, I said WHO ARE YOU?

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Ouch, it was an iron bar

 

[dougdeep]

It does, doesn't it?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

It's a four-point tool-eater jaguar...