Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[strings]

The Aristocrats!

 

[Titanic]

Gifted.

 

[Titanic]

Do you want fries with that?

 

[The Large One]

Tennish.

 

[Titanic]

...Wash your hands, I want a <insert appropriate filling here> sandwich.

 

[Horses Arse]

Shirley Bassey's underwear

 

[Simster]

The ultra sound guy.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

"And dat - me son - is how you flap a friggin' towel!".

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Know it madam ? I f*cking well wrote it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

He only got up to get himself an ice cream

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

What's with the long face?

 

[The Large One]

What a rip-off.

 

[Simster]

To be honest, it doesn't matter. I'm going to drop it anyway.

 

[Man of Harveys]

That's funny, I dreamt I was skiing

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

No, she went of her own accord.

 

[simmo]

Welcome to Jamaica have a great day

 

[Lokki 7]

Indigo.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

A good start.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Take your foot of his head.

 

[Taybha]

yes i know but stephen hawkin wasnt even driving the bobsleigh