Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Simster]

A good start.

Take your foot of his head.

COONflakes.

 

[Alonso Moseley]

That's why I'm f*cking dis custard.

 

[Man of Harveys]

My isn't that a big word for a 10 year old?

 

[Everest]

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

 

[Bwian]

If you do any more tricks with that thing I'm leaving you.

 

[binky]

One sings "Hey, You, get off of my cloud, the other shouts, "Hey, McCloud, Get off of my ewe!.

 

[John Bumlick]

and the moral of the story is...always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[The Large One]

A big red rock eater

 

[The Large One]

Superman, you can be such a bastard at times

 

[CHAPPERS]

Because otherwise he'd be called Ewar Woowar.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Mus-turd, Cus-turd, and you - you big shit.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Stop moaning you c*nt,I'm putting me f***ing shoes on!

 

[User removed 4]

thats not my ring , its my wristwatch.

 

[Cullip4]

The Jackson Four

 

[Badger]

because he didn't have any arms

 

[Philzo-93]

Sorry I'm dressed like this and look a mess, lets just say the Stag-do went over the top.
Anyway, dearly beloved we are gathered here today....

 

[R. Slicker]

Neither, it's for my armpits.

 

[Taybha]

No seriously Craig davies made it 5

 

[Man of Harveys]

The A Team

 

[Jahooli]

And the boss said "No, use your finger like everybody else.