Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Badger]

to get to the other side

 

[hart's shirt]

One to change the lightbulb and five to sing about how good the old one was.

 

[Common as Mook]

That's what they call the "Four Sprung Duck Technique!"

I said ping pong balls not King Kong's balls!

He sued for Funfair dismissal

 

[nail-Z]

He worked it out with a pencil.

 

[Tony the Pony]

Crystal Palace

 

[Alan Duffys sideburns]

...but we found your car and it started first time!

 

[beorhthelm]

well, it tastes like a prawn.

 

[scooter1]

I'm the ghost of Davy Crockett and i'll put these 2 in my pocket

 

[Pavilionaire]

Because William Shatner.

 

[foul old ron]

Because I'm trying to examine you.

 

[Trufflehound]

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Trufflehound]

I can clearly see your nuts.

 

[Trufflehound]

Up the M4, over the Severn Bridge.

 

[The Large One]

Sit on a leaf and wait til autumn.

 

[The Large One]

Footprints in the butter

 

[Jahooli]

Sit there and don't stir.
Pull yourself together.
Next please.
Well don't do it then.
One at a time please.
Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair.

 

[Taybha]

Hawkins starts

 

[pasty]

Si Senor, but sometimes the bull wins.

 

[Trufflehound]

No, you are. I'm going to set the shed on fire.

 

[Trufflehound]

That's very kind of you. Most people leave her hanging on the railings.