The North Stand Chat Arms

[Deleted User X18H]

GG can't you do a Gentleman's evening like they used to have at The Adur when the strippers turned out to hookers............I would imagine ahem!!!!

 

[Paul Skinback]

I heard the booze in here tastes like piss.

I over heard the landlord tell some kids not to put toilet roll/cigarette butts in the urinals as they block the beer pumps

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

Any nice Bok beers?

 

[biggles]

just caught that skinback fella in the toilet , he was looking over my shoulder and shaking himself a bit longer than a normal man , i think he could of been masturbating himself and he should be banned

 

[hopper_182]

Ill have a bottle of Moosehead if you got it.

 

[Paul Skinback]

just caught that skinback fella in the toilet , he was looking over my shoulder and shaking himself a bit longer than a normal man , i think he could of been masturbating himself and he should be banned

lol. When in Bighton, do as they do!

 

[sydney]

what the f*** are you lookin at

 

[wellquickwoody]

lol. When in Bighton, do as they do!

Did you spill my pint?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Did you spill my pint?

No, but he did call it a poof!

 

[BrightonBiatch]

stella please barman ( pint of! ) and some 50ps for the pool table

 

[Smithy]

Where is the new Polish barmaid Annie? I've heard good things about her.

 

[Smithy]

I'm off to get a kebab.

 

[BrightonBiatch]

Anyone up for going somewhere else ? bit boring in here

 

[John Dorian]

Ok, lets have a few magners over ice then barman, oh and where is annie ? is she round the back ?

 

[defrocked priest]

Annie's outback sucking a fag.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Annie's outback sucking a fag.

Classy bird!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Bit quiet in here and the barmaid's had one chucked up her, so I'm off to a Grab-a-Granny

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Is the pool table 'winner stays on'?

 

[Insel affe]

Barman can i have a large Salior jerry on the rocks (Oooh eerrr) and a pint of snakebite and black, heres my card put it behind the bar i maybe here a while.


get yourself one and the first ten people through the door, im pissed off


cheers everyone

 

[xenophon]

I have one bottle of Becks in my fridge here in Kabul, I was saving it to celebrate a good Albion home win. I'm gonna drink the fucker now as it will be out of date by September 2010

Bottoms Up!